Grab my balls....!!
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Dixon Carter Lee
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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Thirty-two. You gotta' problem with that?
Keep the balls.
Thirty-two. You gotta' problem with that?
Keep the balls.
Nighthunter
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Got my own balls thank you but here ya go.
There was a woman named Lil, who swollowed an atomic pill, they found her vagina, in south Carolina, and parts of her ass in Brazil.
There was a woman named Lil, who swollowed an atomic pill, they found her vagina, in south Carolina, and parts of her ass in Brazil.
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Ha Ha. The joke's on you. There is no penis attached to those balls!
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Airplanes are flying again.. don't need that inflatable boat no more.. 
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A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls the vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant.
The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.
The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take effect, and loads them into the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. "One more try," he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.
"No," she says, "they are all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."
Keep your balls, please. They scare me. Give me more ass on the asstravaganza thread. *grin*
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant.
The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.
The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take effect, and loads them into the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. "One more try," he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.
"No," she says, "they are all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."
Keep your balls, please. They scare me. Give me more ass on the asstravaganza thread. *grin*
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Basia said:
Seattle is open.. albeit.. behind in flights.. but it's open.. and Outsider and i were talking yesterday about him coming and showing me his art of breathing thru is ears..
it doesn't have to be today.. tomorrow would be fine also 
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freakygurl32 said:
Seattle is open.. albeit.. behind in flights.. but it's open.. and Outsider and i were talking yesterday about him coming and showing me his art of breathing thru is ears..
Oh yeah
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OUTSIDER said:Q. how many English men does it take to screw in a light bulb...?
A. Just one but back when we had the empire thousands of minions would leap at our comand and change light bulbs all over the world.
LOL!!
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OUTSIDER said:
Oh yeah
forgot about me so soon?
freakygirl
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i'm self employed.. and I work at THAT company..
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OUTSIDER said:Who said that....?
Just kidding, I'd love to come and lick you up and down
wooo hooo..... by air or sea?? lol
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OUTSIDER said:By row boat if I have to
lmao.. ok.. remember.. Washington State.. NOT D.C.
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An American astronaut runs into a Polish astronaut at the astro-bar and they get to talking.
The Polish astronaut mentions that on his next mission they will be flying to the sun.
To the sun? exclaims the American. That'll kill you. You'll be incinerated.
Oh, don't worry, sez the pole. We're going at night.
NOTE: This was just a joke. Polish people are actually very smart and my Polish friend laughed at this so hopefully no one else will be offended. If you were than I apologize. Just thought it was good for a laugh.
The Polish astronaut mentions that on his next mission they will be flying to the sun.
To the sun? exclaims the American. That'll kill you. You'll be incinerated.
Oh, don't worry, sez the pole. We're going at night.
NOTE: This was just a joke. Polish people are actually very smart and my Polish friend laughed at this so hopefully no one else will be offended. If you were than I apologize. Just thought it was good for a laugh.
