GQ's 18 cringe-inducing sex scenes...

[Rhys]

page 362 March 2002 GQ...

number 9

Showgirls~ When Elizabeth Berkley thrashes madly atop a dumbfounded Kyle MacLachlan bracing himself against the pool wall, it looks as though some part of her anatomy has been caught in the pool filter

LOL! couldn't agree with this assessment more...

Showgirls was a wretched Vegas movie to begin with...

 

[nasty]

Now that ya mention it...it did kinda look something like that. Now, the scene where Elizabeth gives Kyle a private lap dance. That was fairly sexy.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Yeah, I dl'd the mpeg of that. That was just the worst faked o I've seen... Maybe somebody droped a toaster in the pool.

 

[Rhys]

Now that ya mention it...it did kinda look something like that. Now, the scene where Elizabeth gives Kyle a private lap dance. That was fairly sexy.

it had a moment there...true


They also mention The Color of Night....
Joyless swimming pool sex involving an underwater shot of Bruce Willis's semiturgid weenie bobbing horribly in front of the camera. C-grade porn meets Jacques Cousteau.

another accurate assessment....but another Jane March movie
The Lover...that was hot...the whole movie...

 

[Rhys]

Yeah, I dl'd the mpeg of that. That was just the worst faked o I've seen... Maybe somebody droped a toaster in the pool.

LOL thats what I thought when I saw this howler in the theater...