Gotta love "The Onion"

[impressive]

I added the RSS feed to MyYahoo! ... so I don't miss any laughs:

Man's Relationship Advice Same As His Hunting Tips
January 25, 2006 | Issue 42•04

VERONA, WI—Friends report that HVAC installer Kirk Pulver has markedly similar advice on both relationships and deer hunting. "You have to dress either to blend in with the scenery or to stand out from it, depending on the situation, but either way, you want to disguise your scent," said Pulver to friends at a local tavern. "You have to find out where they eat, where they sleep, where they pee, and when they're most likely to be off guard. Then, when you've got a clear look at their rack and you're sure they're legal, bam! You take 'em." Pulver's associates noted that he has not bagged a deer or a woman in six years.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44686&rss=1

 

[writer_of_love]

cool to find someone else who's into, or "down with", as the kids say these days, The Onion.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

wow,gmta, I started an article like this a few months ago for another publication, likening dating (for men) to hunting... never finished it...

 

[writer_of_love]

what's gmta? and before you laugh, check the post count.

 

[impressive]

what's gmta? and before you laugh, check the post count.

Great minds think alike

(Welcome to the AH!)

 

[writer_of_love]

ah. thanks, i'll keep that one in mind.

the AH? oh, the Author's Hangout? dur. thank y'kindly. good to be here.

 

[McKenna]

I love it when a man "bags" me.


Cute article, Imp!

 

[rgraham666]

And the rejoinder for 'gtma' is 'fsd'

Fools seldom differ.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think THIS is great news, and I strongly urge all other nations to follow the example. It can only lead to better order and better times for everyone.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

The problem with likening women to deer is that you can't tie a woman to your front bumper.

Or you can and make the neighbors really wonder about you.

 

[McKenna]

The problem with likening women to deer is that you can't tie a woman to your front bumper.

Or you can and make the neighbors really wonder about you.

You can't really mount her to the wall, either, though I think you could mount her up against the wall.

 

[rgraham666]

You can't really mount her to the wall, either, though I think you could mount her up against the wall.

One of my favourite things to do.

 

[McKenna]

One of my favourite things to do.

What a coincidence, that's one of my favourite things, too!

 

[rgraham666]

What a coincidence, that's one of my favourite things, too!

Damn, now I'll be up all night.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Damn, now I'll be up all night.

Like we haven't heard that from a man before. Promises, promises.

 

[The_Fool]

Like we haven't heard that from a man before. Promises, promises.

That is just so not right to say.....

 

[BlackShanglan]

That is just so not right to say.....

I hope Rob knows that I love him. Sincerely. Respectfully. Possibly carnally ...

 

[The_Fool]

I hope Rob knows that I love him. Sincerely. Respectfully. Possibly carnally ...

I dunno...he may make you prove it.....

 

[rgraham666]

I dunno...he may make you prove it.....

I'd have to be certain of Shang's species and gender first. He (I'm using this generally) hasn't let either slip yet. Doubt he will.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'd have to be certain of Shang's species and gender first. He (I'm using this generally) hasn't let either slip yet. Doubt he will.

Some people just want everything.

(Sincerely, Rob, I do very much respect you and enjoy your company.)

 

[rgraham666]

Some people just want everything.

(Sincerely, Rob, I do very much respect you and enjoy your company.)

Merci beaucoup, Shang. Moi aussi.

On the topic of The Onion, my all time favourite headline was '5,000 Brown People Dead Somewhere'.

Such a delicious piece of irony that was.

 

[Huckleman2000]

On the topic of The Onion, my all time favourite headline was '5,000 Brown People Dead Somewhere'.

Such a delicious piece of irony that was.

I still like their headline after 9-11: 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT!'
Pithy, yet captures the reaction so well.

 

[shereads]

"...when you've got a clear look at their rack and you're sure they're legal, bam! You take 'em."

<------ a bunch of these

 

[shereads]

I still like their headline after 9-11: 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT!'
Pithy, yet captures the reaction so well.

I missed that one. My all-time favorite (until I think of another one) is from "Our Stupid Century," the Onion's retrospective of famous events in history, as they should have been covered:

HOLY SHIT! MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON!

 

[shereads]

what's gmta? and before you laugh, check the post count.

When you get within range of 10,000 posts, run away screaming and don't look back.

Until then, welcome. You can be in charge of the buffet next week.