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FEELINGLUCKYPUNK

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I know squat about everything but I pay attention and observe a lot then make stuff from what I observe. Anything is grist for my mill. A sample:

He kicked my ass so hard it went up my throat and out my mouth, but then my nose beat his gloves till they looked like a slaughterhouse and the ref stopped me.
 
The mind is never satisfied with the objects immediately before it, but is always breaking away from the present moment, and losing itself in schemes of future felicity... The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope. Samuel Johnson
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/samuel_johnson

Sam is a relative of mine. He coined zillions of such observations. He created the Oxford English Dictionary btw. OGG invented the common blowjob
 
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