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Markov Cain said:Do you think President Bush will be pissed at us for not spending it?
indyweasel said:
gotta love credit cards
Okay, first I thought you were female with that old "Jenny" name. Now I'm surprised you are young enough to have a two year old daughter! Can I ask how old you are? I would have guessed late 40's or 50's. I don't know why, but that's the age you seem to me. Of course, you could still have a 2 year old at that age...Markov Cain said:Put it in my daughter's account for her education. She is getting close to having five figures and is close to being three.
Ah, that explains the college location comment. Your daughter is a very lucky little girl!Markov Cain said:She is a Holt child from FuZhou, China.
My spouse and I believe in giving those discarded Chinese girls a fair chance in life, so rather than calling our Conrgesmen [people] and Senators (forgive me, I am very drunk) to do something about it, me the Indian, be sterile like a mule, from a childhood desease, decided to give the American dream to one who could not have one of her own...
Is that a general comment about every day people on the street or a comment on the trustworthiness of adoptions in China?Markov Cain said:That's what they kept telling me in China.
You know there that you can put your baby in someone's arms, a stranger, turn your back, and know she will be safe?
Markov Cain said:
More Americans would be millionaires
Where would you get an idea like that? Site a source if you're going to post something as wacky as Todd.BlondGirl said:
The Government considers anyone who makes 25,000$/year or more to be a millionaire. Why? Because...
25,000$ X 40 years = 1,000,000$
Sounds better than it really is, doesn't it?
Markov Cain said:
I trust my baby in China more than in America.
Is that sad or what?