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I found a new fun film site (ape shit) which had these title lists. Can you add any odd or FYI film titles? - Perdita
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Movies I Haven’t Seen But Their Titles are a Hoot:
Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things
The Earth Dies Screaming
Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things
Dracula Sucks
Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Frogs
Gorgasm
Grandma’s House
The Dead Hate the Living
Die Monster Die!
FYI Directives:
Don’t Look in the Basement
Don’t Answer the Phone
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
Don’t Let Them In
Don’t Open the Door
Don’t Panic
Don’t Scream: It’s Only a Movie
Don’t Turn Around Lisa or You’ll Be Sorry
Don’t Go Into the House
Don’t Go Into the Woods
Don’t Go Near the Park
Don’t Go to Sleep
They missed Don't Look Back (1967 doc. of a 25 year old and full-of-himself Bob Dylan), and Don't Look Now (1974 thriller directed by Nicolas Roeg, set in Venice with a very fine sex scene between Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland).
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Edited to add that the site also has info on--
The Oompa Loompa Clinic for Celebrities Suddenly Gone Wack
"Celebrities can be assured that these Oompa Loompas have an unprecedented access to the latest youth-stall drugs, such as the Everlasting Gobstopper, which does indeed stop gobs in a very everlasting manner. The main areas of care at the Oompa Loompa Clinic include: Exhaustion, Dehydration, Chronic Fatigue and General Wackitude. But this is by no means preclusive."
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Movies I Haven’t Seen But Their Titles are a Hoot:
Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things
The Earth Dies Screaming
Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things
Dracula Sucks
Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Frogs
Gorgasm
Grandma’s House
The Dead Hate the Living
Die Monster Die!
FYI Directives:
Don’t Look in the Basement
Don’t Answer the Phone
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
Don’t Let Them In
Don’t Open the Door
Don’t Panic
Don’t Scream: It’s Only a Movie
Don’t Turn Around Lisa or You’ll Be Sorry
Don’t Go Into the House
Don’t Go Into the Woods
Don’t Go Near the Park
Don’t Go to Sleep
They missed Don't Look Back (1967 doc. of a 25 year old and full-of-himself Bob Dylan), and Don't Look Now (1974 thriller directed by Nicolas Roeg, set in Venice with a very fine sex scene between Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland).
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Edited to add that the site also has info on--
The Oompa Loompa Clinic for Celebrities Suddenly Gone Wack
"Celebrities can be assured that these Oompa Loompas have an unprecedented access to the latest youth-stall drugs, such as the Everlasting Gobstopper, which does indeed stop gobs in a very everlasting manner. The main areas of care at the Oompa Loompa Clinic include: Exhaustion, Dehydration, Chronic Fatigue and General Wackitude. But this is by no means preclusive."
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