Got a good limerick

[bigrednz]

There was a young man from Trent
Who's prick was so long it got bent
To save himself trouble
He shouved it in double
And instead of cumming he went!

 

[Debbie]

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
And they argued all night,
Over who had the right,
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

 

[The_old_man]

There once was a man named Sweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weene
so, being uncouth,
he added Vermouth
so his girlfrend could sip a martini.

 

[Debbie]

There was an old man from Belgrave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
He said "How disgusting,
But it only needs dusting,
And think of the money I'll save."

 

[Barb Dwyer]

There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond!