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Jenny_Jackson

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In the news this morning -

ORAL ROBERTS Dead at 91. I hear he tried to heal himself but...

TIGER WOODS Named Athlete of the Decade by AP. (See what screwing women all over the country gets you? :D )

BEN BRANAKE Time's Man of the Year... Too funny.

UNINVITED TOURISTS have breakfast with the Obamas - and their names were Salahis. Hahaha

Sorry I couldn't help myself.
 
Remember, Time's criteria is about who creates news. It is not necessarily an award of merit or about actually achieving anything positive.
 
Remember, Time's criteria is about who creates news. It is not necessarily an award of merit or about actually achieving anything positive.
What does that say about the year they put a mirror on the front and made "us" the person of the year? :confused:
 
Who was he? I know there's a college named after him.

To the best of my recollection:

Oral Roberts was a faith healer and , if I'm not mistaken, the first televangelist. He offered a double your money back guarantee. He promised that if you donated to his "ministry" and did not receive double the amount back in a windfall from God within a year, he would send you double your donation himself.

He claimed that God spoke to him.

He flaunted his wealth, saying that God didn't want people to be poor, and received a lot of notoriety because of it. There were magazine articles and, I believe, a TV expose.

He later started Oral Roberts University and lowered his profile, somewhat cleaning up his image.

Several years ago, he said that he needed to raise a certain amount of money by a certain date or God was going to strike him dead. Apparently he raised the money.
 
Trust the OP meant the breakfasting tourists were NOT named Shalahi (because they weren't--an entirely different couple altogether--and they were invited to breakfast).
 
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