Goons dialogue

[Whisky7up]

Following on from Python...any takers?

"Quick, hide behind this pane of glass."

"But you can see through it."

"Not if you close your eyes."

 

[Stella_Omega]

I know only one, single bit from The Goon Show, because Elton John quoted it;

"Sarah, Sarah, put the light on!"
"I won't"
"Why not?"
"It doesn't suit me..."

 

[Whisky7up]

I'll have another go.

Bluebottle: What's the time Eccles?

Eccles: Just a minute, I've got it written down on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote it down for me. If anyone asks me the time, I show it to them.

Bluebottle: Let me see that paper. It is writted here that it is 8 o'clock. Here what happens if they ask you and it's not 8 o'clock.

Eccles: Then I don't show them the piece of paper!

Bluebottle: But how do you know if it's 8 o'clock?

Eccles: I've got it written down on this piece of paper!

Bluebottle: You should get one of those things my grandpa has. It tells the time, gets you up in the morning, makes you tea.

Eccles: Oh yes, what do you call that?

Bluebottle: My grandma!

Eccles: Here! How does she know what time it is?

Bluebottle: She's got it writted on a piece of paper!"

 

[ishtat]

Jeapardy

Moriarty (I think) "Seagoon if you dont get any more prisoners you job will be in jeapardy.

Seagoon "In jeapardy! - I don't want to go abroad"