Google Your Life!

[lovemonster]

Another blatant ripoff from another place, thought it was quite funny.

Basically, you open the google search page and type in each of the following phrases as shown (without the speech marks, obviously), then pick the first sentence/phrase that makes sense and paste it back here.

I used my real name in google, but changed it for posting purposes here....

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Lovemonster needs your votes to become Miss England (yes please!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Lovemonster looks like Kirk Lazarus from Tropic of Thunder (WTF??)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Lovemonster says Relax (I even had the T-shirt...LOL)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Lovemonster wants to be happy (don't we all?)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Lovemonster does political on Location, Location, Location

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Lovemonster hates her boobs (PMSL!)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Lovemonster asks Kane if he's in pain.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Lovemonster goes upstairs and finds a skinless corpse on the ground. *eek!*

Q: Type in "[your name] likes” in Google search.
A: Lovemonster likes it BIG (no comment!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats” in Google search.
A: Lovemonster eats turkey burgers. (yeuch!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears” in Google search.
A: Lovemonster wears a nappy (but only on the weekends..LOL)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Lovemonster was arrested for using heroin (oh dear...busted again).

 

[imnauti]

This was hilarious!


A: Imnauti needs psychological help. (I do not. Wait..... No..... I don't.)

A: Imnauti looks like she just came. (Who is looking in my windows???)

A: Imnauti says cutting is fun. (not even during craft time)

A: Imnauti wants a man. (nothing wrong with that)

A: Imnauti does not snore.

A: Imnauti hates life. (Although a little further down it said I hated bathing as well. Perhaps that's the reason.)

A: Imnauti asks Dwight to feed her cat.

A: Imnauti goes vegetarian. (Never!)

A: Imnauti likes wearing bandannas while playing.

A: Imnauti eats pineapple. (Thankfully this came before the one that said I eat mice.)

A: Imnauti wears Depends. (Apparently LM and I have some bladder control issues.)

A: Imnauti was arrested for indecent behavior with kids. (According to the story it was a 14 yr old boy.)

 

[MollyDolly]

A: Molly needs to keep her eyes on the road ahead, not on the object she is trying to avoid (wow, that is some fortune cookie deepness! )

A: Molly looks concerned (who's looking in my window???)

A: Molly says go (where? )

A: Molly wants to break up with us (*nods*)

A: Molly does clown (I don't even want to think about that *shudders* Damn I hate clowns!)

A: Molly hates you (Don't take it personally )

A: Molly asks you (Sheesh, don't I ask any deep questions?)

A: Molly goes to sleep! (I do love a good nap!)

A: Molly likes to hump chickens (yeah, it's a YouTube video, and it's sad)

A: Molly eats pears (you know, I don't really like pears...)

A: Molly wears my glassses (actually, Molly wears her own glasses )

A: Molly was arrested for Possession of Methamphetamine for Sales and four counts of Child Endangerment (Hmm, that might affect my chances of getting any teaching gigs... )

Lovemonster, this was a delightfully fun scavenger hunt! Thanks!

 

[de-valmont]

De-valmont needs at least 40 billion ringgit.

De-valmont looks like he was really the most punk of all

De-valmont says I live to paint and love to travel.

De-valmont wants to track their student number...

De-valmont does not trust.

De-valmont hates it when they do that...

De-valmont asks the security experts. (holy shit that was me!!!)

De-valmont goes to jail.

De-valmont likes to apologies to his fans.

De-valmont easts palm sugar and sits at home.

De-valmont wears a creation by designer Betty Jackson

De-valmont was arrested for a scam in which Aussies lost tens of thousands of dollars.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Englishrosefox needs a suitor who is capable of tending to her dreams (aint that the truth)

Englishrosefox looks like a 30 year old crippled mother here (yup close!)

Englishrosefox says the world has gone mad! The world is a cesspool and people are building diving boards.

Englishrosefox wants to be a surgeon

Englishrosefox does Mali (oh goody!)

Englishrosefox hates you (now that’s just mean I don’t hate anyone)

Englishrosefox asks do ducks play ball? (yes I’ve always wondered)

Englishrosefox goes to the beach

Englishrosefox likes to run (true)

Englishrosefox eats shoelaces, straw and string. (and that’s on a good day)

Englishrosefox wears overalls

Englishrosefox was arrested and charged with depraved indifference, murder, and manslaughter. (full house then)

 

[de-valmont]

LOL some of those are delightful!

 

[lovemonster]

Some of those are excellent!

Good to see you all got arrested for something really good...

 

[Guest]

DB needs help (so true)

DB looks like an old woman in that hat (who told?)

DB says it's all about hard work (so true)

DB wants boobs

DB does Elvis (thangyaverramuch)

DB hates Vista (so true)

DB asks where's good fishing in Yosemite (ask Sam!)

DB goes underwear shopping (for me? Lexie? Razzy? )

DB likes to draw (nope)

DB eats shit

DB wears his heart on his sleeve

DB was arrested for drunk driving

Silly tart

 

[sasebrats]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Sasebrats needs some love. Yeah all night long love...

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Sasebrats looks like "Where's Waldo in this flicker picture. I thought I had it hidden better

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Sasebrats says goodbye this is bullshit...ok so I added the bullshit part....

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Sase wants you to handle her...does that go with the love part?

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Sase does Snoop Dogg. Who the fuck told!?

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Sase hates being late...oh so true!!

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Sase asks Do you send private messages on Twitter? WTF is twitter?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Sase goes crazy....yep probably in love while being handled by snoop dogg.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes” in Google search.
A: Sase likes a lil bit of everything

Q: Type in "[your name] eats” in Google search.
A: Sase eats duh...worms...

Q: Type in "[your name] wears” in Google search.
A: Sase wears a crown yep cuz I's the queen

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Sase was arrested for indecent behaviour with kids. He told me he was 18 honestly!

 

[pleaz_me]

Q: "[Pleaz] needs" a smack daddy.


Q: "[Pleaz] looks like" looks like the cutie-pie girl down the street who works at the corn dog stand.
That's a cover-up job.

Q: "[Pleaz] says" divorcing her husband is "not an option".
What the hell did I do last weekend?

Q: "[Pleaz] wants" to be a producer.
I do???

Q: "[Pleaz] does" Thailand.


Q: "[Pleaz] hates" being sick with a head cold.
Damn straight!

Q: "[Pleaz] asks" "Where's Ben?"
Do I really give a fuck?

Q: "[Pleaz] goes" for a low one.
~No comment~

Q: "[Pleaz] likes” to dance.
Yuppers!

Q: "[Pleaz] eats” a sandwich.
Who watched me at lunch?

Q: "[Pleaz] wears” the skull pattern in a new way.


Q: "[Pleaz] was arrested for" for posession of marijuana.
Oops?

 

[Morrigu]

A: Morri needs another vacation (dang yep I do)

A: Morri looks like a serious amount of work (someones been talking to my exes )

A: Morri says discipline does the body good (I guess it depends on the discipline)

A: Morri wants you so hard

A: Morri does not want to impress.

A: Morri hates growing up

A: Morri asks "Do I need to be here for this?"

A: Morri goes to extreme lengths.

A: Morri likes wearing a duster and wiedling a sword lol

A: Morri eats every 6 hours

A: Morri wears MAC make-up

A: Morri was arrested for numerous obscenities (I'm innocent I tell ya)

This was fun...............thanks LM

 

[le_sucre]

I can't resist this ....

le_sucre needs: financial help, Please Donate! (Cash only please.)

le_sucre looks like: Britney Spears (hmmm ~ I'm hoping for the young version, not the bald, big cup of crazy version. )

le_sucre says: Goodbye (It's been lots of fun!)

le_sucre wants: Ottawa to help fund aqueduct (I've never even been to Ottawa!)

le_sucre does: the math (Not very well, however.)

le_sucre hates: to be left alone (Yea, I am a clingy one .... )

le_sucre asks: Katie's peers to place their opinions of her personality into a chest of truth box. (I don't even know Katie.)

le_sucre goes: wild in Vegas. (Never been to Vegas either.)

le_sucre likes: to move around a lot. (Ummm ~ not really, no.)

le_sucre eats: a rose on a dare. (Only if I've been drinking.)

le_sucre wears: pasties by Darius Vick (I was young and needed the money. )

le_sucre was arrested for: kicking and punching guards and officers during an altercation (Never mess with me ~ got it?)

 

[lovemonster]

Hehehee...some fun ones there...why exactly were you wielding a sword and duster at the same time Morri?

And DB...yup, you soooooo do want boobs.