Google verbatim

[astuffedshirt_perv]

For me, Google has gotten awful. I know I search for odd things, but I put in what I want to search for, not what other people search for. Google decides I can't spell or whatever and gives me irrelevant results, even using quotes.

Now there is a fix! Do your search, immediately under the search bar go to the left to 'Tools'. In the 'All Results' dropdown select 'Verbatim'

 

[Aglaopheme]

I googled Verbatim and this Mother Mother song came up.

I wear women's underwear
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
I cross my legs just like a queer
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
What defines a straight man's straight?
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak?
I tell you what a women loves most
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated
No more listless invitations
I live by a hospital
And every day I go out walking past it's sickly windows
I see people dying there
But my tender age makes it hard to care
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh
All I need is a heart attack
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated
No more listless invitations
For the love of fuck
For the sake of Pete
Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me?
I am the rooster in the morning
I'm the cock of the day
I'm the boxer in the briefs
I'm a 12 ounce steak
Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh
Ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo
Ya, it's verbatim
And ya, and it's naked
And ya, and it's shakin'
It shakes, shakes, shakes
Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah
Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah
Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah
Oh-oh, yeah-yeah

 

[ShagTimes]

Google is definitely a woman, before you've even finished your sentence it's jumping in making other suggestions.