Goofy, random thought

[SpaceToast]

You know, I wonder what it says about me that the crotch gives out on my pants before anything else on them does-

-M@

 

[explain]

"Crotchgrabber"

 

[Private Vasquez]

did you ever notice that the word analyze has the word ANAL in it?

 

[amelia]

random observation i made when i was six that i still think is true

have you ever noticed that tree tops look kind of like brains..

 

[Ishmael]

You press the button on your steering wheel and the car horn blows. If you reverse the battery cable and then press the button, would it suck?

Ishmael

 

[Private Vasquez]

Pete and Repeat are standing on a cliff. Pete falls off, now who's left?

 

[Olivianna]

sewer rat jerky

 

[Private Vasquez]

Do illiterate folks get the full effect of their alphabet soup?

 

[Olivianna]

What is the meaning of wocve?

 

[Jewelz]

was the person who wrote "Old McDonald" a stutterer??

EI EI O EI EI O??

 

[Jewelz]

have you ever seen a real cock fight? who would win? the one that spewed first?