Katerina Val-Kyrie
Literotica Guru
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- Nov 16, 1999
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Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it.
Consider this:
-You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
-With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or decide to shit or get off the pot.
-You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit and tell others to eat shit and die.
-You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.
-People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit on.
-Some people know their shit, while others cant tell the difference between shit and Shineola.
-There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
-There is bullshit, horseshit and chickenshit.
-You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
-You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle.
-You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.
-Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
-Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit and there are times when you feel like shit.
-You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, or a lot of weird shit.
-You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit or find yourself up a shit creek without a paddle.
-Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
-Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you can fall in a barrel of shit and come out smelling like a rose @-]--]--
-When you stop to consider all the facts, shit is the basic building block of creation.
-And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.
Kat
Have a nice day
[This message has been edited by katerina (edited 04-24-2000).]
Consider this:
-You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
-With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or decide to shit or get off the pot.
-You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit and tell others to eat shit and die.
-You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.
-People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit on.
-Some people know their shit, while others cant tell the difference between shit and Shineola.
-There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
-There is bullshit, horseshit and chickenshit.
-You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
-You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle.
-You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.
-Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
-Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit and there are times when you feel like shit.
-You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, or a lot of weird shit.
-You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit or find yourself up a shit creek without a paddle.
-Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
-Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you can fall in a barrel of shit and come out smelling like a rose @-]--]--
-When you stop to consider all the facts, shit is the basic building block of creation.
-And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.
Have a nice day
[This message has been edited by katerina (edited 04-24-2000).]
