Good news for women, bad news for men concerning Anthrax

Lancaster

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Expert says ironing letters kills anthrax

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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A leading bio-terror expert has said people who feel panicky about opening their mail amid the anthrax scare can use a hot steam iron and a moist layer of fabric to kill germs.

Ken Alibek, a top former Soviet germ warfare scientist who is now a U.S.-based author and researcher trying to develop defences against bioterror, on Tuesday told a surprised congressional briefing on non-proliferation that a hot, moist steam iron and moist fabric could kill anthrax spores.

Pressed by surprised lawmakers who were not sure if they had heard him right, he repeated that several times.

"Iron your letters," he said, adding that a microwave oven was not as good as an iron and that including moisture was essential because spores could survive dry heat.
 
Damn damn damn I just hate ironing. :mad:
Anthrax versus ironing? Oh yeah I can just see the IRONy in that scenario
 
Just asking

Would that make it a pressing problem?:rolleyes:
 
Do you mind? I am ironing out the wrinkles and creases in my dishevelled persona. I feel compressed by this whole thread.

:D
 
I simply use an ink pen or letter opener to open the envelope and let the content hit my desk, without touching anything with my hand.

Here's a scary thought that was brought up on the Howard Stern Show Monday morning............

What happens if the terrorists manage to get Antrax on our currency? Hmmmmm
 
What about emails ?
Is my virus software enough ?
DO I need an upgrade ?

And the threads on this board ?
 
what about lipstick? and flavoured condoms? is hysteria as contagious as anthrax?

too late, as we speak I have contracted anthrax from my keyboard

I am doomed

Do I want to register? No damnit I don't want to be contaminated by anthrax or your filthy porn board.
 
So you're saying men don't iron? News flash for you: this isn't the 1950's anymore.... :)
 
JUST THINK...........
They may soon have to install tamper proof caps on toothpaste and mouthwash.

SPOOKY
Anthrax with Extra Whitening
 
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