Good morning

[Lizzyjones]

I had some sandwiches for breakfast today

 

[onehitwanda]

I don't believe you.

 

[Lizzyjones]

Why don’t you

 

[StillStunned]

Why don’t you

Sorry if you're legit, but this is giving me Kryten "Smee-hee" vibes.

 

[TheLobster]

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I don't believe you.

 

[onehitwanda]

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This is so funny and so very, very wrong.

 

[Bazzle]

One assumes Turkey sandwiches?

Chocolate cake sandwich?

To me there should be more to this story.

I think we need the 'info dump' to bring this story to life.

What is the cock size of this sandwich?

 

[onehitwanda]

What is the cock size of this sandwich?

Definitely on the 'womble' side of the scale. Probably in the same class as Great Uncle Bulgaria

 

[Bazzle]

Definitely on the 'womble' side of the scale. Probably in the same class as Great Uncle Bulgaria

I think we need to add that in. With the girth of Great Uncle Bulgaria he pleasured Lizzie until she got his whipped cream.

Hope she was hungry.

 

[SimonDoom]

It says something about my capacity to be easily amused that I'm finding this thread very entertaining. Thanks to all who've contributed so far.

 

[Crownvic]

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I don't believe you.

Nice intro..

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Is there a booby prize?

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Sand Witches?

 

[drobert44]

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Uh oh, I am caught on camera!

 

[Comshaw]

Is there a booby prize?

Take your pick. Can anyone tell me the cup size for these? Gotta' get it right ya' know.


Comshaw

 

[Crownvic]

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Take your pick. Can anyone tell me the cup size for these? Gotta' get it right ya' know.


Comshaw

 

[ADirtyPerv]

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Take your pick. Can anyone tell me the cup size for these? Gotta' get it right ya' know.


Comshaw

Hard to tell the scale. Can you Photoshop in a banana?

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

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Remember to get the candy before you get in the van, kids.

 

[Wisconsin1965]

Let's go fishing