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God damn it's dead in here...
Good Morning Literotica.
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Black_Bird said:
Why, yes it is dead, Black Bird. What the hell are you going to do about it??? Oh - I know... you're going to EAT it. Fucking carrion eating soot-pidgon.
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cutie pie said:Then liven it up, BB, you're good at that. . .
Ah... I will but try.
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Re: Re: Good Morning Literotica.
EXCUSE ME? Did I hear the POT calling the KETTLE BLACK? I think you had better check your "soot-pidgon" status, boy, before I ram that fucking beak of yours right up your feathered cunt so you can lick out that load of gravy I shot up there.
Heh... soot-pidgon he calls me...
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EXCUSE ME? Did I hear the POT calling the KETTLE BLACK? I think you had better check your "soot-pidgon" status, boy, before I ram that fucking beak of yours right up your feathered cunt so you can lick out that load of gravy I shot up there.
Heh... soot-pidgon he calls me...
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what's that over there, i see??
it's either Jesus, son of the Christian God, coming forth in all his splendid, heavenly glory, with all creatures on land and in the sea and air calling forth his name in unadulterated, blissful harmony in front of the angelic choirs singing his praise and declareing peace on earth and goodwill towards men for the next thousand years!!...........
.........or it's a "tall man on a horse."
the two are just too damn hard to tell apart, i tells ya!
it's either Jesus, son of the Christian God, coming forth in all his splendid, heavenly glory, with all creatures on land and in the sea and air calling forth his name in unadulterated, blissful harmony in front of the angelic choirs singing his praise and declareing peace on earth and goodwill towards men for the next thousand years!!...........
.........or it's a "tall man on a horse."
the two are just too damn hard to tell apart, i tells ya!
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Morning, Black Bird.
What the hell you doing up so early? I know my excuse - 2 year old. Watching the muppets for the gajillionth time as I write........ looking to rack up posts...
So, how ya doin?
What the hell you doing up so early? I know my excuse - 2 year old. Watching the muppets for the gajillionth time as I write........
looking to rack up posts... So, how ya doin?
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Re: Re: Re: Good Morning Literotica.
You fucking feathered cock! How dare you just *tell* everyone about our love life!!!
I thought I meant more then that to you... Degrading our love making, calling my cunt feathered - when you know damn well I do my best to keep it preened.
I'm going back to MOTHERS and taking our chicks along with us. You will never see hide nor feather of me again... turkey dick.
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You fucking feathered cock! How dare you just *tell* everyone about our love life!!!
I thought I meant more then that to you... Degrading our love making, calling my cunt feathered - when you know damn well I do my best to keep it preened.
I'm going back to MOTHERS and taking our chicks along with us. You will never see hide nor feather of me again... turkey dick.
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scylis said:
AMEN and verily, brother. It is I, Jesus the Christ...
Er... at least that's what my mother used to always call me when I did something wrong...
"JESUS CHRIST - You fucked up again!"
Mom... it's a joke. I know you love me.
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aawwww FUCK BEANS!
it IS Jesus!
damnit! and i soooooooo like it here at Lit, too! now it'll probably be erased from existance and we'll all be damned... except for Laurel and Manu, oddly enough. seems their kitties are too damn cute to damn, i guess....
sooooo.... who's going to be sharing of the handbasket with me? some hot sex babes, i hope i hope!
it IS Jesus!
damnit! and i soooooooo like it here at Lit, too! now it'll probably be erased from existance and we'll all be damned... except for Laurel and Manu, oddly enough. seems their kitties are too damn cute to damn, i guess....
sooooo.... who's going to be sharing of the handbasket with me? some hot sex babes, i hope i hope!
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storm1969 said:Morning, Black Bird.
What the hell you doing up so early? I know my excuse - 2 year old. Watching the muppets for the gajillionth time as I write........
So, how ya doin?
Why am I up so early? I work the night shift.
I'm tired - but determined to actually maintain my presence here... despite much protest.
Heh, I think all kids did that with one movie or another... For me it was The NeverEnding Story. I still love that movie. *fondly remembers*
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scylis said:
No... I'm taking out Laurel and Manu too. Evil Evil people! Wallowing in sin and excess... You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Go to Hell. Go Straight to Hell. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200.
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Nah - just joshing you. Just because I decided to wait for that sweet angelic twat that's so abundant in heaven, doesn't mean Dad and I are going to hold this pervert thing against anybody. Hey - you're human, and more importantly, your male. I understand completely.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Good Morning Literotica.
... and just *how* do you know what a turkey dick looks like?
Let me guess... another misadventure during your college years.
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... and just *how* do you know what a turkey dick looks like?
Let me guess... another misadventure during your college years.
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Mornin BB! You're the bestest... I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're makin me laugh. That's no mean feat!
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Good morning.
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scylis said:
... How could I? I *am* the band!
*snickers*
Got to love Trent.
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MissTaken said:
Now, where is the coffee?
Good morning, all.
Just finished brewin MissT... have a cup?
Ahhh.... the kids are fed and watching cartoons... the house is almost quiet... and the caffiene is flowing... what a great morning!
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scylis said:
You're from long long ago, in a galaxy far far away... and you die in another episode or two anyway; you'll never get the chance to meet me. It's unbecoming of a Jedi knight to make empty threats...
Besides... George Lucus is my fuck buddy.
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MissTaken said:
Yes, I know... but none of *them* want to hear it. They all claim they're real and *I'm* not. That's okay though... I'm the part that controls the dick - if *anyone* wants to get laid, they'll have to listen to me.
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Black_Bird said:
You're real. What do they know anyway? Turkey dicks...bahhhh
Originally posted by pcg:
Just finished brewin MissT... have a cup?
Yes. I like mine black! Enjoy the peace and quiet while you can.
It is toooo quiet here. Kidlings are at their dad's.
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