Good men are hard to find and hard men are good to find ...

[HeidiManshankVA]

Do these personals posts really work?

I mean, has anyone really ever met someone they are compatible with from posting here?

If so, can I put in a request?

Seeking MALE

Tall (er than me)
Doesn't have to articulate well (just smile alot)
Loves a beer here and there
Loves kinky wild sex any where and every where
MUST have a great sense of humor
Etc on all the other good stuff.

p.s. if he can lick his eyebrows that would be a definite shoe in.

 

[alvin462]

Hi I can touch my nose with my tounge. Good luck in your search

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

Hi I can touch my nose with my tounge. Good luck in your search

Hows your sex drive? lol

Thanks, for the reply (and thanks pmers too). I was sort of venting my frustrations in a passive/aggressive way. Not healthy but dang, it made me laugh

 

[britgent]

Giving oral to a sexy woman is my favourite activity in the world. As for kinky, I can hand on heart say that if I havent already tried it then please tell me what it could possibly be(as long as its between adults)

 

[Ukin]

Do these personals posts really work?

I mean, has anyone really ever met someone they are compatible with from posting here?

If so, can I put in a request?

Seeking MALE

Tall (er than me)
Doesn't have to articulate well (just smile alot)
Loves a beer here and there
Loves kinky wild sex any where and every where
MUST have a great sense of humor
Etc on all the other good stuff.

p.s. if he can lick his eyebrows that would be a definite shoe in.

Damnation and shit...I am only a shorty..but hell with a tongue!
Kinky wild sex anywhere? Fancy the movies tonight?

 

[naded]

This post is cracking me up.

Is 6ft tall.
Smiles so much people wonder what I have been up to.
Has a highly charged sex drive.
Devote fan of a good german beer.
Loves to laugh and has been told he has a seriously twisted sense of humor.
Can't touch the tip of his nose or his eyebrows with his tongue, but I can breathe thru my ears.

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

This post is cracking me up.

Is 6ft tall.
Smiles so much people wonder what I have been up to.
Has a highly charged sex drive.
Devote fan of a good german beer.
Loves to laugh and has been told he has a seriously twisted sense of humor.
Can't touch the tip of his nose or his eyebrows with his tongue, but I can breathe thru my ears.

Breath through your ears? Now there's a talent you don't hear of every day. Between my amazing ability to wiggle my nose and your ear trick, I'd say we're a walking carnival. Freaky thought, eh?*L*

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

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Damnation and shit...I am only a shorty..but hell with a tongue!
Kinky wild sex anywhere? Fancy the movies tonight?

Awe a fellow short person. Us half squirts (embarrassingly nick named by adoring and wonderful friends) are a rare breed! Speaking of breed ........ *backspace*

Thanks for the nice reply

 

[naded]

Enjoyed the PMs Heidi, peeked at your web site, and it gave me a kick. Look forward to chatting with you some more.

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

Enjoyed the PMs Heidi, peeked at your web site, and it gave me a kick. Look forward to chatting with you some more.

Hey Naded,

Thanks for the car talk


I still can't believe your in the NW, it doesn't seem quite fair! *fucking frown*

 

[Lajo]

Loved your post...loved your websight! Let me just say that I am taller. "I am growing older, but not up." As for beer, well...I guess I would say "Why don't we get drunk and screw." I also like Cheeseburger's in Paradise. I like think that "If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane."

Sure wish I was single and livin closer to you! You sound like a person I would like to prove the personal ads work with.

Lajp (aka Bob)

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

Loved your post...loved your websight! Let me just say that I am taller. "I am growing older, but not up." As for beer, well...I guess I would say "Why don't we get drunk and screw." I also like Cheeseburger's in Paradise. I like think that "If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane."

Sure wish I was single and livin closer to you! You sound like a person I would like to prove the personal ads work with.

Lajp (aka Bob)

Holy cow! Lajp^5!

Yup, a true parrothead!

 

[Shaq]

LOL@this thread title...most entertaining I've seen in a while....have at em fellow Old Dominion dweller....

 

[Nicodemus]

Do these personals posts really work?

I mean, has anyone really ever met someone they are compatible with from posting here?

If so, can I put in a request?

Seeking MALE

Tall (er than me)
Doesn't have to articulate well (just smile alot)
Loves a beer here and there
Loves kinky wild sex any where and every where
MUST have a great sense of humor
Etc on all the other good stuff.

p.s. if he can lick his eyebrows that would be a definite shoe in.

1. 6 Feet Tall
2. The smile is permanent and most prevalent when going down on a woman(hummmmm when you say that).
3. Anything from Red Stripe to Rolling Rock.
4. Yes Please.......
5. How about great sick sense of humor.
6. Got it covered........

p.s. can't lick my eye brows but willing to keep trying until I can or you cum.

Nic,

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

LOL@this thread title...most entertaining I've seen in a while....have at em fellow Old Dominion dweller....

a fellow VA person?! Seawall festivals and ferry boats?
It's a true pleasure to meet you.

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

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1. 6 Feet Tall
2. The smile is permanent and most prevalent when going down on a woman(hummmmm when you say that).
3. Anything from Red Stripe to Rolling Rock.
4. Yes Please.......
5. How about great sick sense of humor.
6. Got it covered........

p.s. can't lick my eye brows but willing to keep trying until I can or you cum.

Nic,

I LOVE Cat in the Hat!

It's hot in here, isn't it? *smirk*

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

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I LOVE Cat in the Hat!

It's hot in here, isn't it? *smirk*

And oh hey, I live just down and around the corner from you. Scootch down .... just a little more .... just a little more .... PERFECT! Now this is going to feel a little cold ...... hahaha

 

[Grogg]

Your man

Hi,

How's a 6' 2" blond with a nice smile and an in-shape tongue sound? Oh, also from VA. Love all kinds of beer except the cheap, watered down stuff.

 

[Guest]

Do these personals posts really work?

I mean, has anyone really ever met someone they are compatible with from posting here?

If so, can I put in a request?

Seeking MALE

Tall (er than me)
Doesn't have to articulate well (just smile alot)
Loves a beer here and there
Loves kinky wild sex any where and every where
MUST have a great sense of humor
Etc on all the other good stuff.

p.s. if he can lick his eyebrows that would be a definite shoe in.

I learned in college to get into a line when I saw one and worry about why later. As this is a quickly growing one, I thought this was worth a go.

Hang on! Questions? Damn, didn't see those...

ok...hmmmmm...

I guess 4'10'' is tall, sort of...Isn't it?

ooooooh I hate tests

Articulatre... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum...yep...well...no

But I have a great smile! Well...I will...once the braces come off

and there's that overbite thing

but hey! Who's perfect, right?

Beer!? Oh! no, no, no! No beer! people get drunk doing that!

mumble, mumble, mumble...sex...mumble, mumble, mumble

Oh! Wait! I got it! I once had sex in the spare bedroom... AND I was on the bottom!!! (guess I sinched that one)

Now, humour,

Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken!

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...Oh my...(out of breath)...oh...that one always gets me going!!! Oh...so funny...

and...uuuummmmm...never mind, I actually don't know any more.


Good, etc. I'll just ignore that bit.


So Heidi! How'd I do?
I know it's a long line and all. Lots of others and everything.

But, ummm, PICK ME, ummm, unless you don't want to...I mean, it's really up to you...but I'd like it if you did...

k...bye...

 

[gothedistance]

Re: Re: Good men are hard to find and hard men are good to find ...

I learned in college to get into a line when I saw one and worry about why later. As this is a quickly growing one, I thought this was worth a go.

Hang on! Questions? Damn, didn't see those...

ok...hmmmmm...

I guess 4'10'' is tall, sort of...Isn't it?

ooooooh I hate tests

Articulatre... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum...yep...well...no

But I have a great smile! Well...I will...once the braces come off

and there's that overbite thing

but hey! Who's perfect, right?

Beer!? Oh! no, no, no! No beer! people get drunk doing that!

mumble, mumble, mumble...sex...mumble, mumble, mumble

Oh! Wait! I got it! I once had sex in the spare bedroom... AND I was on the bottom!!! (guess I sinched that one)

Now, humour,

Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken!

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...Oh my...(out of breath)...oh...that one always gets me going!!! Oh...so funny...

and...uuuummmmm...never mind, I actually don't know any more.


Good, etc. I'll just ignore that bit.


So Heidi! How'd I do?
I know it's a long line and all. Lots of others and everything.

But, ummm, PICK ME, ummm, unless you don't want to...I mean, it's really up to you...but I'd like it if you did...

k...bye...

Darn,

That was me! Still learning this stuff. these buttons are so confusing!

Sorry

anyway, have you picked yet?

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

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Darn,

That was me! Still learning this stuff. these buttons are so confusing!

Sorry

anyway, have you picked yet?

How could a girl pass up a fella like you?! You have all my favorite qualities. After all, your braces will go well with my camel hump and toe to match*L*

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

Re: Your man

Hi,

How's a 6' 2" blond with a nice smile and an in-shape tongue sound? Oh, also from VA. Love all kinds of beer except the cheap, watered down stuff.

I guess near beer is out of the question then, eh? *cheeky grin*

 

[gothedistance]

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How could a girl pass up a fella like you?! You have all my favorite qualities. After all, your braces will go well with my camel hump and toe to match*L*

I have tickets to the Milli Vanilli tribute concert at the Y Friday.

Those guys sound just like them!!!

Wanna go on a date?

 

[Nicodemus]

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And oh hey, I live just down and around the corner from you. Scootch down .... just a little more .... just a little more .... PERFECT! Now this is going to feel a little cold ...... hahaha

Be gentle......at least at first.

And before I forget, howdy neighbor.....had no idea you were in the neighbourhood.

Nic,

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good men are hard to find and hard men are good to find ...

Be gentle......at least at first.

And before I forget, howdy neighbor.....had no idea you were in the neighbourhood.

Nic,

Yes, I admit it, I'm one of those Tunnel Speedsters that drive the rest of you crazy as we zip inbetween cars. Waiting in line for ever and a day is NOT an option.

Be gentle? *she laughs her evil laugh* Muhahahahaha :0Þ