Good Endings

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Whats your idea of a good story ending? I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!! Likely.

I fell over one yesterday....SOMEONE SAW YOU LEAVE HER PLACE THIS MORNING, GOT YOUR TAG NUMBER, AND GAVE IT TO THE COPS.

So?

SO, SHE WAS DEAD.

Shit!

A WORLD OF SHIT WITHOUT END, AMEN.

 

[DesEsseintes]

The ending of If on a Winter's Night a Traveler is pretty beautiful, if you like post-modernism.

'Now you are man and wife, Reader and Reader. A great double bed receives your parallel readings.

'Ludmilla closes her book, turns off her light, puts her head back against the pillow, and says, "Turn off your light, too. Aren't you tired of reading?"

'And you say, "Just a moment, I've almost finished If on a winter's night a traveler by Italo Calvino."