badbabysitter
Vault Girl
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- Jul 6, 2002
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This was retarded, " Goldie" was lost , in the woods no less.
Not just lost in the woods, but lost in woods in 4 inch heels and fishnets. This was not the way it was supposed to happen, but she had to get out Peter Wolfe's car. That man was all hands, and big nasty teeth. He was going to bring her up to his cabin to meet some producers that were going to help with her career, so she let him have a little hand play. But after he dropped that they were "going to be late a day or two" she knew he just wanted her up alone, stranded from people miles away.
So when she convinced him to stop at a roadside restroom she slipped away. She wandered down the hill to what she thought was a road..but ended up being a stream. Then couldnt find the path back through the rough brush. Tearing holes in her fishnets, and once she fell. And ruined her nails. Dear god.
It had been hours. No sign of a road. Or sound of a car. Or helicopter. Or anything. She was lost in these goddamn mountains and would probably be eaten by a rhinoceres or whatever it was that lived outside of the city.
This was getting bad for Goldie, who really wasnt named Goldie, her name was Eunice, but with her thick blonde curly hair, every one called her Goldie. Sure beat Eunice.
And when she was finally about to give up and collapse into tears. She saw the house.
It was more of a big long log cabin. With a few windows. It was situated majestically beside a stream in a mountain valley.
She all but ran up to the porch and pounded on the door.
" Hello! Please help me! my cel doesnt seem to work out here! I'm lost"
She noticed her calls fell on deaf ears or no one was home, so she pushed open the door. Inside was a big living room with a big couch and armchair..attached to a combo kitchen dining room. There were about 4 doors leading off. One was open and she could see a big brass railing bed in one room, another door beside it showed a washroom.
But nophone damnit!
" Hello" she said tentatively looking in
No response. So Goldie wandered in.
" Anyone home?"
No one ever leaves their door open in the city. But what a bunch of hicks know. God she was hungry too. Looks like there was something on the stove.
Mmmmm smelled good too, oh , it was some kind of gumbo. She reached for the handle not bothering to turn the heat down.
" Ow, too hot" she said flinching her hand back
Hey, coffee! Yuck, hadnt been on since morning.
" Too cold"
She opened the fridge, a hoagie!
" Just right" she said taking it out and taking a bite. She threw a fiver down on the table, and polished off the sandwhich.
She went over to armchair to wait and hope she didnt offend anyone. Ow, fuck this thing was stiff.
" Too hard"
And she was tired too, they wouldnt be back for hours. ( Whoever they were) maybe a stretch on the bed. Naw, looked too soft.
So she went and stretched out on the couch. Very very nice. Built for comfort.
Just right.
And then she snoozed out.
OOC
Idea is pretty simple..its a fairy tale take off..with goldiclocks being a bubble brained big busted bimbo..who has wandered into the three bears home.. they could be anything.. a trio of borthers, hicks, a incestous family..whatever
Not just lost in the woods, but lost in woods in 4 inch heels and fishnets. This was not the way it was supposed to happen, but she had to get out Peter Wolfe's car. That man was all hands, and big nasty teeth. He was going to bring her up to his cabin to meet some producers that were going to help with her career, so she let him have a little hand play. But after he dropped that they were "going to be late a day or two" she knew he just wanted her up alone, stranded from people miles away.
So when she convinced him to stop at a roadside restroom she slipped away. She wandered down the hill to what she thought was a road..but ended up being a stream. Then couldnt find the path back through the rough brush. Tearing holes in her fishnets, and once she fell. And ruined her nails. Dear god.
It had been hours. No sign of a road. Or sound of a car. Or helicopter. Or anything. She was lost in these goddamn mountains and would probably be eaten by a rhinoceres or whatever it was that lived outside of the city.
This was getting bad for Goldie, who really wasnt named Goldie, her name was Eunice, but with her thick blonde curly hair, every one called her Goldie. Sure beat Eunice.
And when she was finally about to give up and collapse into tears. She saw the house.
It was more of a big long log cabin. With a few windows. It was situated majestically beside a stream in a mountain valley.
She all but ran up to the porch and pounded on the door.
" Hello! Please help me! my cel doesnt seem to work out here! I'm lost"
She noticed her calls fell on deaf ears or no one was home, so she pushed open the door. Inside was a big living room with a big couch and armchair..attached to a combo kitchen dining room. There were about 4 doors leading off. One was open and she could see a big brass railing bed in one room, another door beside it showed a washroom.
But nophone damnit!
" Hello" she said tentatively looking in
No response. So Goldie wandered in.
" Anyone home?"
No one ever leaves their door open in the city. But what a bunch of hicks know. God she was hungry too. Looks like there was something on the stove.
Mmmmm smelled good too, oh , it was some kind of gumbo. She reached for the handle not bothering to turn the heat down.
" Ow, too hot" she said flinching her hand back
Hey, coffee! Yuck, hadnt been on since morning.
" Too cold"
She opened the fridge, a hoagie!
" Just right" she said taking it out and taking a bite. She threw a fiver down on the table, and polished off the sandwhich.
She went over to armchair to wait and hope she didnt offend anyone. Ow, fuck this thing was stiff.
" Too hard"
And she was tired too, they wouldnt be back for hours. ( Whoever they were) maybe a stretch on the bed. Naw, looked too soft.
So she went and stretched out on the couch. Very very nice. Built for comfort.
Just right.
And then she snoozed out.
OOC
Idea is pretty simple..its a fairy tale take off..with goldiclocks being a bubble brained big busted bimbo..who has wandered into the three bears home.. they could be anything.. a trio of borthers, hicks, a incestous family..whatever
