Gold, Frankincense, or Myrrh?

[NoJo]

Personally I think all three items were singularly inappropriate baby gifts; pretentious, ostentatious, and actually downright dangerous for the little chap.

What would you give the infant Jesus?

 

[Belegon]

Personally I think all three items were singularly inappropriate baby gifts; pretentious, ostentatious, and actually downright dangerous for the little chap.

What would you give the infant Jesus?

a digital recording system to cut down on two thousand years of being mis-quoted?

 

[impressive]

A hands-on father. (It takes a man to be a "dad.")

 

[Honey123]

Swimmies, just in case the walking on water thing didn't work

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A plane ticket to get out of the friggen desert and some A&D ointment for diaper rash.

I would put a bumper sticker on the donkey that reads:
"My son is the son of God...he beats out your honor roll student."

and an ear tag that reads..."Messiah On Board."

 

[Honey123]

A plane ticket to get out of the friggen desert and some A&D ointment for diaper rash.

I would put a bumper sticker on the donkey that reads:
"My son is the son of God...he beats out your honor roll student."

and an ear tag that reads..."Messiah On Board."

I guess we should start scouting some areas for an Abstrusion's in hell....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I guess we should start scouting some areas for an Abstrusion's in hell....

I already looked at lakefront property.

 

[cloudy]

a digital camera, so people would realize he wasn't blond and blue-eyed.

 

[NoJo]

a digital camera, so people would realize he wasn't blond and blue-eyed.

 

[Guest]

Personally I think all three items were singularly inappropriate baby gifts; pretentious, ostentatious, and actually downright dangerous for the little chap.

What would you give the infant Jesus?

A chia-pet.

 

[Honey123]

I already looked at lakefront property.

Good, then we don't need a men's bathroom

 

[English Lady]

I'll just spoil the mood here by saying :

My heart.

Happy Birthday Jesus, Love

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'd play my drum for him.

 

[zeb1094]

A basket of fish and bread, I hear he'll need it in the desert somewhere!

 

[NoJo]

I'd play my drum for him.

I'm taking that literally, although for some reason I'm finding it difficult.

 

[Honey123]

I'll just spoil the mood here by saying :

My heart.

Happy Birthday Jesus, Love

EL...you're not spoiling it, hon..

Jesus knows we love him and if anything, he gave us all our sense of humor....I think he is sitting in heaven laughing with us...

 

[Honey123]

I'm taking that literally, although for some reason I'm finding it difficult.

See, I let that go, because he didn't say he would play his organ..

 

[carsonshepherd]

Rum pum pum pum, ya dorks

 

[Honey123]

Rum pum pum pum, ya dorks

awww...you called me a dork..

 

[zeb1094]

awww...you called me a dork..

That's a whales penis bone. Mmmmmmm. Strange.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

A phone number for AA. The man was a lush, even according to the gospels.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll just spoil the mood here by saying :

My heart.

Happy Birthday Jesus, Love

You know I can't pass this up:

Jesus was actually born in the spring...the date of Dec. 25th was the birthdate of a Roman god...since there was already a celebration for this day, it stuck.

I'm such a shit.

Love you EL.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Didn't mean to be vicious, either. I honestly think that he might have had a drinking problem and needed some help.

 

[Honey123]

Didn't mean to be vicious, either. I honestly think that he might have had a drinking problem and needed some help.

There may be a special place in hell for you....

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I don't believe in hell, but if I go there anyway, I'll be in good company (Socrates, Gandhi, Thomas Paine, Voltaire, Nietzsche, Robert Ingersoll, Mark Twain, Benjamin Franklin, etc.).