Beebeeblue
Wise Woman
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- Oct 4, 1999
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"Veterinary Clinic"
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary
clinic. The doctor places his stethoscope on the dog's
chest, shakes his head sadly and says, "I'm sorry, but
your dog has passed away."
The man screams, "How can you tell? You haven't done
any testing on him or anything. I want another
opinion!"
In a few moments, the doctor returns with a Labrador
Retriever. After a considerable amount of sniffing,
the Retriever sadly shakes his head and says "Bark".
The veterinarian returns in a few moments with a cat,
who also checked out the dead dog on the table. The
cat sadly shakes his head and says, "Meow."
The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. The
dog's owner went postal, "$600! Just to tell me my dog
is dead? This is outrageous!"
The vet shook his head sadly and explained." If you
had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but
with the lab test and the cat scan, it's extra.
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary
clinic. The doctor places his stethoscope on the dog's
chest, shakes his head sadly and says, "I'm sorry, but
your dog has passed away."
The man screams, "How can you tell? You haven't done
any testing on him or anything. I want another
opinion!"
In a few moments, the doctor returns with a Labrador
Retriever. After a considerable amount of sniffing,
the Retriever sadly shakes his head and says "Bark".
The veterinarian returns in a few moments with a cat,
who also checked out the dead dog on the table. The
cat sadly shakes his head and says, "Meow."
The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. The
dog's owner went postal, "$600! Just to tell me my dog
is dead? This is outrageous!"
The vet shook his head sadly and explained." If you
had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but
with the lab test and the cat scan, it's extra.
