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Hi friends. I am going to be at Bangkok in two weeks. any ideas or suggestions for a nice time.?
 
indianman69 said:
Hi friends. I am going to be at Bangkok in two weeks. any ideas or suggestions for a nice time.?
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Maybe a little Chess?

Bangkok, oriental setting
And the city don't know what the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean Spa had the chess boys in it
All change, don't you know that when you
Play at this level, there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines
Or Hastings or, or this place

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea girls, warm and sweet, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham Suite

"Get Thai'd", you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the Devil walking next to me

Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would
A muddy old river or Reclining Buddha

But thank God, I'm only watching the game, controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel slidin' up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the Devil walking next to me
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A day trip to Sattahip, in Chonburi, should fill your every desire, not to say that Bangkok won't but the views are unbelievable, warm water, and women.
 
Eat lots of Thai food.

Ride a tuktuk.

Hit the night markets. Avoid the pingpong shows.

Get a massage (a real one).

There's a nice walkway/mall along the water. You can ride river boats around. Haven't done it, but heard it's fun.
 
Don't eat street vendor food. Seriously. It includes cockroaches and things like that. :eek:
 
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Laurel said:
Eat lots of Thai food.

Ride a tuktuk.

Hit the night markets. Avoid the pingpong shows.

Get a massage (a real one).

There's a nice walkway/mall along the water. You can ride river boats around. Haven't done it, but heard it's fun.
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Hey, those massages are real, it just that some come with happy endings, very happy endings.
 
TheJAJ said:
I love the tuktuks.

We went over the mountain the last time I was in Phuket (pre-wave) with 4 of us in one.

Oh, and the Thai whiskey is wonderful.


And Kloster's beer.:cool:
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Never been to Phuket, but wanna. Been to Bangkok and Hua Hin. Loved Hua Hin. Guys on bicycles on the beach selling cold beer and delicious fresh crab for soo cheap.

SEVERUSMAX said:
Don't eat street vendor food. Seriously. It includes cockroaches and things like that. :eek:
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I've had okay luck with Thai street food, but the restaurants there are so reasonably priced - and fresh and delicious and wonderful - that you might as well not eat street food.

The second worst food-related sick I've ever been was in Lucerne, from a churasco place. The first was Ensenada, from eating street tacos and drinking Cokes with ice in them. I've never been food-sick in Asia.
 
Don't fuck any kids while you're there.
Come to think of it, you probably shouldn't do it anywhere...just saying.
 
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Mello_SixtyNine said:
Don't fuck any kids while you're there.
Actually, you probably shouldn't do it anywhere...just saying.
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You think? Seriously, though, one should be very careful. Since it's hard to tell if she is 18 or not, best to stick to women who look a little older. If she looks 30, she's probably 40, so you should be safe. ;) In my experience, Thai women never quite look their age.
 
There are tons of fun things in Bangkok. Many red light districts, brothels, street girls and so on.

Soi Cowboy is a red-light district in Bangkok.

Patpong is internationally known as a red-light district at the heart of Bangkok's sex industry.

Nana Plaza is a 3 storey red-light district in Bangkok, which is rumored to be the largest sex complex in the world.

Khaosan Road is a place mostly for low budget travelers in Bangkok.

Start reading from wiki sex guide if you are a sex tourist, but if you are a regular backpacker, then use wikitravel
http://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Bangkok

Have fun!
 
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