KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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Okay, so the ol' bratchild managed to get me to sit down and watch the last half of it with him.
Well, overall, it's like the rest of them with better clothes. You have the obligatory chick, the guy who wants to kill Godzilla, the kid, and the good guy. Of course, you have Godzilla. He never seems to fight mankind like the American Godzilla did, he fights other monsters.
Anyway, Toho has seen way too many American movies. I mean, gawd. Hello, that was straight out of Independence Day.
Anyway, I said to my child, "It must be hot being the guy in the Godzilla suit."
"That's not a guy in a Gozilla suit."
"Yes it is."
"Then how does he see? How come he's so big?" My child is sarcastic.
"Big?"
"Momma," he says like a professor lecturing someone for the ninetieth time, "he's bigger than the buildings. A guy isn't bigger than a building."
"Those are model buildings, baby, like at the architecture museum, only a much higher quality."
"Oh."
Movie plays for a while, Godzilla is just fuckin around like Mike Tyson would with a 16 year old wimp.
"It's still not a guy in a Godzilla suit."
Anyway, I hate Godzilla. I really, really do. I'm not keen on dinosaurs, but at least there's variety.
Well, overall, it's like the rest of them with better clothes. You have the obligatory chick, the guy who wants to kill Godzilla, the kid, and the good guy. Of course, you have Godzilla. He never seems to fight mankind like the American Godzilla did, he fights other monsters.
Anyway, Toho has seen way too many American movies. I mean, gawd. Hello, that was straight out of Independence Day.
Anyway, I said to my child, "It must be hot being the guy in the Godzilla suit."
"That's not a guy in a Gozilla suit."
"Yes it is."
"Then how does he see? How come he's so big?" My child is sarcastic.
"Big?"
"Momma," he says like a professor lecturing someone for the ninetieth time, "he's bigger than the buildings. A guy isn't bigger than a building."
"Those are model buildings, baby, like at the architecture museum, only a much higher quality."
"Oh."
Movie plays for a while, Godzilla is just fuckin around like Mike Tyson would with a 16 year old wimp.
"It's still not a guy in a Godzilla suit."
Anyway, I hate Godzilla. I really, really do. I'm not keen on dinosaurs, but at least there's variety.
