Goddamn!

[CelestialBody]

 

[Mischka]

Lying to a parent has no correlation to physical pain. If it did, a few of my limbs would have rotted off by now.

But sorry to hear about the UTI. Never had one, but I've heard they're a bitch. At least you've gotten medication for it now, right? Take care, and here's to a speedy recovery.

 

[MissTaken]

~hugs~ CB

UTI's are difficult to contend with on a good day!

Take care hon.

 

[lobito]

naw, that's what you get for not enough acidic drinks, among other things. I've had them a few times, and couldn't even get out of bed for 2 days it hurts so bad at times.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Drink lots and lots of 100% cranberry juice and get some rest.

AND STOP LYING TO MOM!!!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[CelestialBody]

lobito

 

[SexyChele]

OUCH! No fun. I've only had one one time - and that was one too many times.

But I don't think you get them from lying to your parents - otherwise I'd have a chronic infection!

 

[GuyJD]

Hmm lying to my Mom about, well, let me give you an idea of her...


P... have you given him a blow job?
P... have you had sex with him?
P...he hasn't seen you naked-has he?
P... put you hand on mine and swear to God that you won't have sex with him or anyone until you are married.

You sure that some divine being didn't take offense?

There is one answer to each of those questions to prevent you from lying: NO COMMENT

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

There is one answer to each of those questions to prevent you from lying: NO COMMENT

Or better yet "none of your business". Not as tactful, and it might hurt some feelings - but it is the truth and in the long run it is better. Once my daughter was on her own, what she did i nthat respect was her own business unless she asked my advice (she usually asked her mom).

At a certain point parents need to let go oftheir kids and let them make their own mistakes, and when a child is in college is way past that time.

Celest, sorry to hear of your problems. I don't know didly about such things never having had the problem so I can't make any suggestions.

 

[Laurel]

Hmm lying to my Mom about, well, let me give you an idea of her...


P... have you given him a blow job?
P... have you had sex with him?
P...he hasn't seen you naked-has he?
P... put you hand on mine and swear to God that you won't have sex with him or anyone until you are married.

So I take it your mom isn't a Literotica reader?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Guru]

 

[Problem Child]

CB, I bet if you describe how nice your boyfriend's cock feels sliding in and out of your ass your mom would leave you alone.

At least until she regained consciousness.

 

[lavender]

 

[morninggirl5]

Most doctors recommend that you go to the bathroom before and after sex to reduce the risk if you've ever had a UTI. Multiple trips to the bathroom aren't mood enhancing, but preferable to severe pain and multiple trips to the doctor.

 

[pabloback]

whats uti?

 

[morninggirl5]

whats uti?

Urinary Tract Infection

 

[Problem Child]

Somehow my anal sex joke seems in very bad taste with all of you carrying on so seriously about UTI's and all.

Garsh...

 

[lilminx]

CB- sorry to hear about your UTI- I feel your pain. The first time I had one, I didn't know what it was- I was in so much pain and I was bleeding. I swear I thought I was hemmorhaging b/c I didn't know where the hell the blood was coming from. I called my mom up hysterically crying and she told me what to do- hope you feel better...

 

[riff]

UTI

Is a UTI the same as NSVD or "Non-specific Venerial Disease"

I think I would choose UTI because the idea of venerial disease was so abborent in the 1980's when I was beginning to do some serious peter-dunking.

Everyone should pee after sex. Preferably in a commode, but if this is distastful, then just in the bed will do. Keep the tubes flushed. Most plumbers will tell u the same.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: UTI

Is a UTI the same as NSVD or "Non-specific Venerial Disease"

NO!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Feel better...

I have never ever had a UTI ... so I can not relate to what you are going thu'

But I hope you feel better.

 

[CelestialBody]