God I'm bored

[Arfur Lobon]

This Tuesday I went, with Mrs Lobon, to the Amazon rainforests.
We located the butterfly which kept flapping one wing to cause major hurricanes in and around the Americas and we twatted the brightly-coloured little bastard. I can confidently predict that there will be no more trouble from that quarter.
On Thursday she was washing her hair so I took a solo trip and closed the hole in the ozone layer. It was an unpleasant job, but someone had to do it.
Problem is that on Saturday we've got three hours to spare and have no idea how to fill them. (please don't suggest sexual activies because she told me that I am now celibate). Is there anything that a bored superhero could usefully do to fill another boring Saturday afternoon? (We have already done the shopping for Sunday dinner). Any suggestions are welcome

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

This Tuesday I went, with Mrs Lobon, to the Amazon rainforests.
We located the butterfly which kept flapping one wing to cause major hurricanes in and around the Americas and we twatted the brightly-coloured little bastard. I can confidently predict that there will be no more trouble from that quarter.
On Thursday she was washing her hair so I took a solo trip and closed the hole in the ozone layer. It was an unpleasant job, but someone had to do it.
Problem is that on Saturday we've got three hours to spare and have no idea how to fill them. (please don't suggest sexual activies because she told me that I am now celibate). Is there anything that a bored superhero could usefully do to fill another boring Saturday afternoon? (We have already done the shopping for Sunday dinner). Any suggestions are welcome

You aren't bored...you are boring.

 

[Arfur Lobon]

Hello Mum. I didn't know you lurked here. How are the new surgical stockings?

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Your mundane story makes an interesting reading.