God, I Love It When...

I love it when my breasts hurt from hormonal changes and a pair of nice, big, warm hands gently kneads them until the pain goes away and I've been reduced to quivering putty.
 
ACK! I would have bitched them out so bad! lol...
If I called for a cheese pizza and they sent back with one piece of meat on it, they would get a ear full.
I do not eat meat, and if I want something meatless, and I order it and I pay for it, damnit it better be the way I ordered it.

I"m surprised I havent been banned from food places.
 
MMMMM mistess...does that mean....

:p
 
CelestialBody said:
Xander said:
LOL you're always hungry CB, Always LOL
LOL. Well, last week, I averaged less than 1.5 meals a day because of my stomach. (don't ask me how) Now that I can eat, I'm soo happy. My stomach still hurts a little-but not the I can't eat it'll make me hurl type deal-or the Let's wake CB up in the middle of the night type deal. It's not like I can't use an extra 3-4 pounds anyway. You know what I look like.

#-4 extra pounds...yeah you and me both CB. You and me both.And yes I do know how you look.

Neener neener y'all :p
 
Yea I thought there might be some Mistress...

:p
 
CelestialBody said:
Xander said:
#-4 extra pounds...yeah you and me both CB. You and me both.And yes I do know how you look.
Neener neener y'all :p
Speaking of which..if I ever catch my pic floating around they board, and Xan's not the only one who's seen the crummy outdated thing, I will dismember each and every last person I showed it to.

Whoo hoo! I'm in the clear! :D
 
CelestialBody said:
Xander said:
CB you know I'd never show your pic.
it wasn't aimed at anyone in particular. You know that.

LOL CB yes I know that And I wasn't insinuating that you were. Chill Girl LOL. Go eat something...*Duck*
 
Renegade said:
CelestialBody said:
Xander said:
#-4 extra pounds...yeah you and me both CB. You and me both.And yes I do know how you look.
Neener neener y'all :p
Speaking of which..if I ever catch my pic floating around the board, and Xan's not the only one who's seen the crummy outdated thing, I will dismember each and every last person I showed it to.

Whoo hoo! I'm in the clear! :D

Nevermind. Just saw it, so now I'm probably prime suspect number 1 if anyone puts it on the board. lol
 
re: I love it when

note to self: Haven't seen Hannibal for a while.
 
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