GOD DAMN I Love My Beer!!!!!!!!

[Bradzilla]

Just thought that I would pass that along.

 

[Mischka]

What are you up to tonight, Clitzilla? 8? 9?

 

[Bradzilla]

What are you up to tonight, Clitzilla? 8? 9?

Shit, more like 5-6AM.

 

[nasty]

Like the ad say, "It's all about the beer." I remember when I was at a resturant, and, I had to get a doggie-bag for the meal, but, the beer was drained. No fucking way would I waste that.

 

[Bradzilla]

What are you up to tonight, Clitzilla? 8? 9?

Oh if you mean how much beer then I am on my 2nd 22oz., but I will be drinking until 5-6 AM.

 

[Private Vasquez]

POODLE!!!

 

[nasty]

I like beer, but, if you're gonna be drinking for that long, I'd get help.

 

[Bradzilla]

I like beer, but, if you're gonna be drinking for that long, I'd get help.

KISS MY ASS, cuz I'm a REDNECK.

 

[Mischka]

You realize that much alcohol decreases your sexual performance? Not just the short-term I'm-too-drunk-to-get-it-up, but long-term abilities? At that rate, you'll be popping Viagra just to be able to piss.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Don't worry. It shows.

 

[Spinaroonie]

How does it feel to have to identify yourself behind a beverage to create the illusion of being 'cool'?

 

[nasty]

Oh well. Your life. I wasn't trying to preach. I was in the same situation,(out of it now, thankfully,) and, don't want to see you waste your life away to alcoholism.

 

[nasty]

Don't worry. It shows.

ROTFLMAO! That's what I thought when I read that stupid, "I have no life, so, I'm wasting it on alcoholism" message.

 

[tortoise]

Some people are parody-proof.

Dammit anyway.

 

[Bradzilla]

You think that all of you live PERFECT lives?

 

[nasty]

Mine's not perfect, but, at least I have one.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Mine may not be perfect, but at least I don't have to be DRUNK to deal with it.

 

[Bradzilla]

Mine's not perfect, but, at least I have one.

I have one too, but I just love the taste of beer.

 

[nasty]

Yeah. Me too. You can still like beer, and, take it easy with it. Getting drunk is ok, IF, it isn't all the time. Tell me, do you wanna live for 10 years? If the answer is yes, MODERATION!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bradzilla]

Yeah. Me too. You can still like beer, and, take it easy with it. Getting drunk is ok, IF, it isn't all the time. Tell me, do you wanna live for 10 years? If the answer is yes, MODERATION!!!!!!!!!

What you don't understand is is I'm a REDNECK and we can drink from sunrise to sunset.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh puh-leeeeeeeze.

440ci 6bbl 38 mickeys

 

[nasty]

So, because your a REFNECK, it's ok to get drunk everyday? That explains it. I'm done wasting my time on this poor excuse for a human being.

 

[Bradzilla]

So, because your a REFNECK, it's ok to get drunk everyday? That explains it. I'm done wasting my time on this poor excuse for a human being.

And once again FUCK YOU.

 

[The Gimp]

The term drunk is being thrown around this thread without any reference to quantity, how much are we talking about here? It's quite rare for me to go 24hrs without having at least a beer or two but I stay away from the hard stuff. It's fattening, expensive, and tends to attract legal problems.