god created Adam and Eve

[Guest]

Not Adam and Steve. Repent while there is time.

 

[on_the_verge]

I refuse to confess the unconfessed. I am an abutter to my vices and I will die with my sins! Repenting is for the conscience and moral minded.

Just kidding! Don't take me too seriously for now…

 

[naudiz]

Ooooo. Time for what? Are we having a party? Whatever shall I wear?

 

[Thumper]

And

You got your information from where?

Genesis? That whole tale is as credible as Zeus and the Titans and countless other myths.

Who are you to judge?

 

[BlazeofLife]

Huh? What? Party, and repent, all in the same thread?
Damn, I guess this is going to be one those really sinful kinda parties.

COUNT ME IN!!!!!

Blaze

 

[naudiz]

Hey, don't knock Zeus, man. He'll getcha.

 

[BlazeofLife]

Zeus and the Titans are a myth? No wonder I'm not welcome in church...

Blaze

 

[Cibo]

God created Adam and Eve

Prove it.

 

[WhiteRose]

Not Adam and Steve. Repent while there is time.

Actually, he created Adam and Lilith, but Lilith wanted to be on top and Adam couldn't handle it, so she wandered off to play with the big boys...

God then created Barbie. Adam couldn't handle a career woman, so God invented Ken. Barbie took one look at Ken sans clothing, and ran off to play with G.I. Joe.

That leaves Adam and Ken in the garden alone...

 

[Ice Cold]

Sure he created Adam & Steve, & Bill & Bob & Jimmy... Oh there was also Tina & Jill & Lisa (She's a cutie) & Barbara and a few billion others... it was quite a party, you should have been there!!

 

[BlazeofLife]

Re: Re: god created Adam and Eve

Actually, he created Adam and Lilith, but Lilith wanted to be on top and Adam couldn't handle it, so she wandered off to play with the big boys...

God then created Barbie. Adam couldn't handle a career woman, so God invented Ken. Barbie took one look at Ken sans clothing, and ran off to play with G.I. Joe.

That leaves Adam and Ken in the garden alone...

*snicker*
Huh, and people wonder why I don't take theology seriously... At least I'm not the only one...
Or maybe you've just got a better sense of perspective on it all.

Blaze

 

[naudiz]

Well, WhiteRose? Then what happened? Omit no detail, no matter how seemingly insignificant or lewd...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Not Adam and Steve. Repent while there is time.

Eat me.

Slowly.

 

[Laci]

If god created Adam and Eve who created Jack, Cindy, and Janet, and why did Mr. Furley always dress like a pimp?

 

[WhiteRose]

Well, WhiteRose? Then what happened? Omit no detail, no matter how seemingly insignificant or lewd...

That's what happens when I'm on a hot cocoa high

Eve was over in the corner getting happy with the snake. Oops, no, it was just a garden hose...

 

[april-wine]

Not Adam and Steve. Repent while there is time.

who gives a crap about adam or steve....I WANT EVE>>>>>

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I've oft been told by learned friars,
that wishing and crime are one,
and heaven punishes desire,
as much as the deed were done.

If wishing damns us, you and I,
are damned to all our hearts content;
Come, then, at least we may enjoy,
some pleasure for our punishment !

Thomas Moore

 

[WhiteRose]

Re: Re: god created Adam and Eve

who gives a crap about adam or steve....I WANT EVE>>>>>

Then can I have Lilith?

 

[april-wine]

Re: Re: Re: god created Adam and Eve

Then can I have Lilith?

sure I am not greedy lol.........

 

[sigh]

so....whatever did adam and ken do in the garden alone?

i'm trying to keep notes, but it's all so confusing

 

[WhiteRose]

so....whatever did adam and ken do in the garden alone?

i'm trying to keep notes, but it's all so confusing

*wanders back into the garden wearing a see-through toga and a happy smile*

Well Ken, having no genitals, had to orally service Adam (who was quite shy and wore a fig leaf with a glory hole cut out of the middle). Steve wandered by shirtless and with a sheep in tow, and Adam, dazzled by Steve's Nordic good looks, shot his load into Ken's waiting mouth. Ken gulps greedily, sucking Adam down deep

*looks distracted as Lilith, looking suspiciously like Anjelina Jolie, motions to her sternly from the other side of the garden*

Um...I have to go now...

*scurries over to Lilith, who grabs her, pushing her roughly up against the stone-hewn wall surrounding the garden and kisses her savagely before ripping the toga down over her breast and and chewing on her stiff nipple, Lilith's knee pressing the thin material between her thighs and rubbing against her mound*

Mmmm...

 

[sigh]

never has the garden seemed so fun.......

why wasn't all this in genesis? every book needs a hook you get you going

 

[BlazeofLife]

Damn, I don't remember all this from sunday school.
They should have included it, I might still have some faith in divinity...
Nah, it probably would have just made me even more sinful. Just as well.

Blaze

 

[naudiz]

Wow. Gimme that old time religion.

 

[WhiteRose]

*the leather-clad Lilith snaps a studded collar around WhiteRose's neck and whistles for one of her big boys to carry WhiteRose over to the shackles hanging over the garden wall and manacle her securely. G.I. Joe strolls in carrying an M-16 that he casually props against the wall next to the shackled woman*

*squeals* Ooo men in uniform!

*G.I. Joe pulls a straightedge out of his shirt pocket and begins to strop it slowly against his left boot. Lilith strips the rest of the toga away from WhiteRose leaving her naked with her legs spread. G.I. Joe grins wickedly and kneels, grabbing the can of shaving cream Lilith hands him. WhiteRose watches, entranced, as the brawny soldier carefully shaves her clean. He wipes her down then buries his face against her, his light 12 o'clock shadow abrading her soft skin*

(Maybe I shouldn't drink cocoa so late at night. I think someone will have to help me tell this story.)