God bless the GP's

[Mistress]

1AM, everyone in the house is asleep except for me and my insomnia, I'm starving. Go in the kitchen, knowing I wouldn't find anythign to snack on but what do I see? BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE!

Hot Damn!!!

Yummy....thank you GP's for buying me a snack! LOL!

 

[Pyper]

GP's...GP's...

Great Penguins? Giggling postmen? Gloating Perverts?

 

[Weevil]

No, no its Gloomy Parrots.

 

[Mistress]

Laughs It's what I call my Grandparents, I've been staying with them for awhile.

 

[Pyper]

But don't you think you would be better off with some Gloating Perverts?

 

[Ravenloft]

Gargling Petrol?

...Gay Pride?

Uh... Gnufi Poppets?

Why do I think about his name whenever gayness comes to mind?

 

[bluntforcemama]

GP

Green Pubes

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh, and for the RPG fanatic at heart...

Gold Pieces!

Hands off, ya stinking dwarf! And go shave yer beard! There's egg in it! Wrong... So very wrong... Death to the dwarves I say! Death to them all!

Do you know how to sex a dwarf? Lift up their beard...
HAW HAW HAW!

...I kill me...

 

[Weevil]

Thats ridiculous. How could Green Pubes buy Cream Cheese???

 

[bluntforcemama]

Evil

You could say the same thing about grandparents.

 

[Mistress]

Falls out of her chair from laughing so hard

 

[Weevil]

Yikes! I hope we don't hurt Mistress with our non-sensical jangly joking.

 

[Ravenloft]

*Nodding*

Just as I thought, I did her in with the dwarf sexing thing...

 

[bluntforcemama]

*looks down at Mistress on the floor.* You okay down there?

 

[scylis]

just try tellin' that joke to a dwarf, Raven! one'd splitcha in twain wit their axe...

besides.. a beard on a female dwarf is a sign of beauty!

hmm.. that might explain Janet Reno..

anyway.. i prefer elves myself.. females taste slightly like honey! mmmmm

 

[Mistress]

Snuggles Ravenloft your so cute!

 

[Ravenloft]

Never tug on a female dwarf's beard unless ya mean it!

Haw haw haw!