'Go Faster!'

Wonderful story about innocent Carrie who is willingly seduced into the ways of a delicious slut by a hot rock star .. a role she secretly always craved to fill.

Bravo Rog ... it sizzles! :)
 
Here's a little ditty about Eddie and Carrie where Texas wins the battle of the English Channel. Damn sometimes I just crack myself up!
 
Why, thanky'all, Missies Bella 'n' Schnapps. I'm gonna show you young ladies a little Southern Hospitality and send y'all an authentic ten gallon Texan cowgirl hat - genuine buffalo hide.

Rilly!
 
I didn't see any mint julips on the way in ..

now Rog dear .. was that some kind of attempt at a southern accent .. OMG .. ok ... ummmm .. yikes LMAO

and i hope this doesn't mean that the two of you have some kind of pseudo bizzaro world trans atlantic menage a trois thing thought up ... even if the hat is genuine buffalo hide. :)

oh and when you say you are sending the hat .. is that one hat for each of us or do we have to share the one damn hat.
 
Well good golly miss molly I should hope we have a realtionship. He did after all father my babies and is a good little ape aside from that chicken fucking...
You can keep the hat because I have a cone shaped head that does not allow hat wearing ease. Roger you deadbeat when can I expect that child support check......
 
Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Ok, Bella - you can have the hat all to yo self but the optional gold-plated spurs cost a dollar apiece plus postage and packaging.

Gingah - I'm shipping over a whole crate of bananas for those cheeky little Scotsquatches plus a couple of boxes of their favourite Highland Fudge. BTW - do they ever mention me?
 
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