Gloom, Despair and Agony On Me... AKA... Isolated Bitchin Thread

[Misty_Morning]

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me


As you can see, I am not in the best of moods this evening.

So I thought I would make a sub thread for the mood thread.

Think of it as the Whoa Is Me Thread.


I'll get the ball rollin.....

I hate my job. My social life has taken a 180 degree turn in the last several months. I haven't had sex with another person in about three months.

I can't think of anything positive to say about society. I keep tryin and tryin but just keep thinking...ever heard of the word responsibility? Get a job, use a condom, pay child support, stop thinking that the government is gonna pay your way.

I'm sick of the bitching liberal press.

I wish my ex-husbands penis would rot off, cuz that's the only thing he ever seemed to care about.

I wish my ex-husbands family would find out just what a motherfucking asshole he is.

I want the bitch in the Lexus behind me this morning to crash into a cops car while she's talking on her cellphone.

I want folks to (in the words of John Mellencamp) suck it up and tuff it out and do the best that you can (without EXPECTING a handout).


In general...my life sucks out the ass. I NEED to win the lottery. The only problem is...I don't play the lottery.

I need a fucking break.



Wow.




I think I need to rename this thread the Isolated Bitchin thread..........Naw...I likes Hee Haw.....

 

[flavortang]

No sex in a whole three months? lol I can't say I feel for you. If I was single, I'd go a lot longer than that. lol Then again, I never ask women out. Maybe if I did and I was single I would have sex more often.

 

[cloudy]

I just got dumped after six years.

Then begged for forgiveness.

Then told "I want to marry you, I love you so much!"

Then I called, and his other girlfriend answered the phone.

 

[bluebell]

I just got dumped after six years.

Then begged for forgiveness.

Then told "I want to marry you, I love you so much!"

Then I called, and his other girlfriend answered the phone.

Would you like me to pass the machete, love?

 

[flavortang]

Men can be dicks. Lesbians have it so good.

Women can be dicks, too, though. I joined the Navy to help support a girl I met and started dating who was already pregnant. When I was in boot camp, she cheated on me. Nice!

 

[cloudy]

Would you like me to pass the machete, love?

oh, his turn's coming.

 

[Trombonus]

I SOOOOOO do not belong in here...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I SOOOOOO do not belong in here...

Well than get the hell out!

 

[Trombonus]

Well than get the hell out!

Bite me.

 

[mismused]

delete

 

[amicus]

[QUOTE=Misty_Morning]Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me


As you can see, I am not in the best of moods this evening.

So I thought I would make a sub thread for the mood thread.

Think of it as the Whoa Is Me Thread.


I'll get the ball rollin.....

I hate my job. My social life has taken a 180 degree turn in the last several months. I haven't had sex with another person in about three months.

I can't think of anything positive to say about society. I keep tryin and tryin but just keep thinking...ever heard of the word responsibility? Get a job, use a condom, pay child support, stop thinking that the government is gonna pay your way.

I'm sick of the bitching liberal press.

I wish my ex-husbands penis would rot off, cuz that's the only thing he ever seemed to care about.

I wish my ex-husbands family would find out just what a motherfucking asshole he is.

I want the bitch in the Lexus behind me this morning to crash into a cops car while she's talking on her cellphone.

I want folks to (in the words of John Mellencamp) suck it up and tuff it out and do the best that you can (without EXPECTING a handout).


In general...my life sucks out the ass. I NEED to win the lottery. The only problem is...I don't play the lottery.

I need a fucking break.



Wow.




I think I need to rename this thread the Isolated Bitchin thread..........Naw...I likes Hee Haw..... [/QUOTE]


(Bite me...is my line, Trombonus, ur much too young)

Misty...this may not be germane, but having partially raised five daughters, all grown now, there were many times when they called, crying on the phone, with different but similar lyrics as yours, (and even Cloudy's, not that it matters, ya lil retarded cannibal)

It took me years and years to learn that the best thing I could do was to just listen and sympathize and not offer suggestions or try to 'fix' things, (Men are from Mars)

There is perhaps one thing I have learned when a situation deteriorates apparently beyond recovery: get the hell out of Dodge!

No idea of your age, responsibilities, children, family obligations, et cetera ad infinitum, but I found that in a few situations, a complete and utter relocation and withdrawal gave me the breathing space to reconsider what was important and what was not.my

I know that is rather drastic and probably not an option and I also know that my daughters often within a few days, were back on track and just needed to chill out.

my two kopecks...


the always amicable amicus...( )

 

[Trombonus]

(Bite me...is my line, Trombonus, ur much too young)

Or are you too old to be using it still?

Hell, I've been using that phrase since elementary school.

And the only things I'm too young for are dentures and adult diapers.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is...

Bite me.