Global Swarming will make earth uninhabitable by next Wednesday.

The noseeums are the worst! Little buggers fly into your ears, eyes, nose and mouth.

I HATE the taste of gnats in the morning! :D
 
thank fuck!
no bills to pay...tons of sex before then...
thanks for the heads up!
 
Zeb_Carter said:
The noseeums are the worst! Little buggers fly into your ears, eyes, nose and mouth.

The notasteums, nosmellums and nohearums are even nastier than the noseems.
 
Every July I head up north to go fishing. The fishing is great once you get out on the lake, but at the water's edge it's blackfly country. A literal cloud of blackflies will swarm around your head buzzing their tiny way into your ears, nostrils, and mouth. Once you see one you can be sure that within the next couple of seconds you'll be seeing thousands more. The little bastards would make great telemarketers. It's enough to drive you mad. The problem with the spray is that while it prevents the bastards from biting you, it does nothing to stop them from landing on you. Thank heavens for headnets.
 
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shereads said:
Holymary!

Next Wednesday is tomorrow.
I'm getting intoxicated on insecticide tonight. Prepare ye now, sinners, and repent, for the end of the world is at hand!

Venturing a guess that this may be a little OTT.
 
Double posts are almost extinct, but there are still some who defy evolution and hang on as isolated populations of a forgotten vB board foible.
 
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