Glaze me with your sweet cum, baby! (Alternate ejaculations!)

[DeepGreenEyes]

So I recently expressed a desire to cum donut-glazing at will. (It's a long story, and no jokes asking "who is Will and why are you cumming glaze on him?")

I'd like my partner to be able to secrete/ejaculate limeade (and for the purposes of this magic world, the chances of yeast infection are nonexistent).

What would you like to be able to cum, or what would you like your partner to be able to ejaculate? This question is open for female ejaculation, too, of course!

This question is also a very silly one.

 

[MisterSir]

...and here I am, about to eat a doughnut.

Excuse me while I excise the above images from my head.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

...and here I am, about to eat a doughnut.

Excuse me while I excise the above images from my head.

Sorry. Had I but known, I'd have changed my response to lumpy oatmeal. Wait. No. BBs. For people you don't like!

 

[Keroin]

Pfft, easy.

Liquid dark chocolate and gin - from L

(Not at the same time - maybe a different one for odd and even days).

 

[neci]

tequila.

just thinking of the body shots

 

[YourCaptor]

So I recently expressed a desire to cum donut-glazing at will. (It's a long story, and no jokes asking "who is Will and why are you cumming glaze on him?")

I'd like my partner to be able to secrete/ejaculate limeade (and for the purposes of this magic world, the chances of yeast infection are nonexistent).

What would you like to be able to cum, or what would you like your partner to be able to ejaculate? This question is open for female ejaculation, too, of course!

This question is also a very silly one.

You know, it's come up before. I forgot what my answer was.

 

[subish2009]

tequila.

just thinking of the body shots

This is pure brilliance.

 

[Cattypuss]

Bailey's Irish Cream, please.

 

[subish2009]

Something caffeinated. Anytime I need a little pick-me-up, I'll get down on my knees... Gives a whole new meaning to 'espresso shot.'

 

[neci]

http://www.kitschy-kitschy-coo.com/hotlink.php?url=http://www.kitschy-kitschy-coo.com/uploaded_images/jabberwockyCasbah-788605.jpg&temp=1

 

[neci]

Something caffeinated. Anytime I need a little pick-me-up, I'll get down on my knees... Gives a whole new meaning to 'espresso shot.'

i'm already severely addicted to caffeine.

it would be fun to try and pull the perfect shot. dark espresso with some beautiful crema on top... oh man.

if we got everyone together, we could have a cum bar!

 

[subish2009]

i'm already severely addicted to caffeine.

it would be fun to try and pull the perfect shot. dark espresso with some beautiful crema on top... oh man.

if we got everyone together, we could have a cum bar!

This whole idea is so full of win. I like my coffee spiked. Didn't someone mention Bailey's? How perfect.

My husband voted for berry smoothies.

 

[midwestyankee]

Sugar free maple syrup.

 

[MisterSir]

Bailey's Irish Cream, please.

Good choice, and I'll go for a similar one now I've had some time to think it over - Dooley's. Once word got around (and it would, I have a good network of contacts) I could pretty much stop wearing pants entirely.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

Mixed berries, strawberries, or carrot cake and cream cheese frosting - anything that she likes to taste.

EDIT: I realized my original answer for her was not quite in line with the vibe of this thread. It'd be cool if she tasted like a variety of fruit covered in dark chocolate.

 

[rosco rathbone]

deadly venom

 

[subish2009]

deadly venom

Will that not prove rather self-defeating? What am I missing here?

 

[Netzach]

TNF alpha blocker. Shit would that save $.

 

[Essene]

Would it be wrong to cum an entire sweet potatoe? I really dig them...with cinnamon. YUM!

 

[ImOnIt]

Would it be wrong to cum an entire sweet potatoe? I really dig them...with cinnamon. YUM!

Darling, a sweet potato? If you would?





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Thanks hon

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Pfft, easy.

Liquid dark chocolate and gin - from L

tequila.

just thinking of the body shots

Something caffeinated. Anytime I need a little pick-me-up, I'll get down on my knees... Gives a whole new meaning to 'espresso shot.'

Bailey's Irish Cream, please.

i'm already severely addicted to caffeine.

it would be fun to try and pull the perfect shot. dark espresso with some beautiful crema on top... oh man.

if we got everyone together, we could have a cum bar!

I love this idea: I really have a barista thing. The dexterity and artistry with which good ones create...the wood, the roasting beans, the soy vanilla lube... And over here is the bar. And the confectionary.

Sugar free maple syrup.

That would be an interesting limited-time-only collector's dispenser for Log Cabin, Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth.

Mixed berries, strawberries, or carrot cake and cream cheese frosting - anything that she likes to taste.

There's the strategy. I guess you could take it a step farther and cum heroin.

EDIT: I realized my original answer for her was not quite in line with the vibe of this thread. It'd be cool if she tasted like a variety of fruit covered in dark chocolate.

Like the Wonka Gum that Violet Beauregarde chews? "I can feel the delicious fruit running down my throat as I move my pert, active tongue in a circular motion!"

Will that not prove rather self-defeating? What am I missing here?

I agree. But the CIA would immediately hire him as a hit man. No one would never prove anything. In, out, get the job done. So to speak.

TNF alpha blocker. Shit would that save $.

WIN. Could cum-based meds have been the common sense alternative to the Dems' plans that Republicans were yelling for as passage was imminent?

Would it be wrong to cum an entire sweet potatoe? I really dig them...with cinnamon. YUM!

Darling, a sweet potato? If you would?
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay, neci and I had a long conversation the other day on how things would change if individual sperm were the size of salmon. The reluctance of males to orgasm. The pain. The required elasticity of the penis. The giant eyeless creatures thrashing up into the ancestral vaginal spawning ground in a desperate attempt to reproduce. For one thing, it would solve any food shortage issues. Rachel Ray would have a whole line of cookbooks: Ten Minute Sperm Dinners! More Ten Minute Sperm Dinners! Great Grilling with Sperm!

I think this might need a whole Lit story category, because I know some of you are getting aroused reading this.

 

[Soumis]

Toss up between champagne, Starbuck's whipped cream, and mint simple syrup...I'm not certain that wouldn't be delicious together right now...

 

[chy_girl]

.... A really good cheddar cheese fondue.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Would it be wrong to cum an entire sweet potatoe? I really dig them...with cinnamon. YUM!

I think that would hurt...

 

[satindesire]

I second the cheese fondue.

Or Alfredo.

I fucking LOVE Alfredo.

Mister said upon asking "Money."

Me: "Moneeeeyyyy! Yeah. That's awesome." Pause "Wait, no, that would hurt!"

We both dissolved into laughter.