Give pizza chants and other tidbits of bumper sticker wisdom

[KillerMuffin]

Give pizza chants, read it slowly, enunciate, "give pi za chants" try again, sheeesh

Like "i suoprt publik edekasion"

and "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm"

how about "Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have."

and "If everything seems to be going well, obviously you've overlooked something."

or "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

perhaps "If it's dangerous to talk to yourself, it's probably dicier if you listen."

maybe "Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy."

and the perennial favorite "I brake for nakedness."

 

[teresafannin]

"Support Whirled Peas"
My current favorite is on the back of my truck: "Duct Tape is Like the Force, It Has a Dark Side & a Light Side & It Holds the Universe Together"
On my fiancee's truck: "Hero For Hire: Damsels Rescued, Dragons Slain, Treasures Recovered, Scoundrels Foiled, Kingdoms Saved, Rudness Punished, 1-800-555-HERO"

 

[CreamyLady]

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Born Again, and Again, and Again . . .

Normal people worry me. (I have that one now.)

Goddess is alive and magick is afoot; the wand is on the fritz.

My very favorite bumper sticker: Be a genius; think for yourself. I got all kinds of favorable comment from EVERYONE for that bumper sticker. It was a universal pleaser.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Your proctologist called. They found your head.

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

I'm sorry, my fault. I forgot you're an idiot.

 

[Guest]

My Goddess gave birth to your God

Merry Meet

My other vehicle is a broom

Respect Diversity

Hate is NOT a family value

Horn broken. Watch for flying finger

Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.

When I die I want to be burried head first so the world can kiss my ass!

 

[Earthmuffin]

No hidden message, but seen just today...

I want to be Barbie - that bitch has EVERYTHING!

Good lovers don't speed.

If you don't like my driving you're going to hate the way I fly!

 

[insideShiraz]

Re: Give pizza chants, read it slowly, enunciate,

Like "i suoprt publik edekasion"

and "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm"

how about "Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have."

and "If everything seems to be going well, obviously you've overlooked something."

or "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

perhaps "If it's dangerous to talk to yourself, it's probably dicier if you listen."

maybe "Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy."

and the perennial favorite "I brake for nakedness."

Wut's the correct way to spell Gov. Bush in it's entirety without having to look it up?

 

[Shelby]

My newest..

BAD GIRLS DRIVE BAD TOYS

That's on my truck now.

AIN'T SKEERED is on my other truck.

TOO COOL FOR GIRLS SCHOOL just came off the truck (#2)

New T-Shirt I bought today is tight black & says....

I have to beat the boys
I have to beat the boys
I have to beat the boys
I have to beat the boys

I'll be wearing that for all of the racing season this winter.

 

[insideShiraz]

Favorite Bumpersticker,not Mispelling-

Gore/Bush

 

[Adoratrice]

Ones I have bought but have to wait for the children to grow up and move away before I can put them on my car:


Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Don't worry , it will only seem kinky the FIRST time.

And some others that are just funny:

I can only please one person a day, and today ain't your day... (tomorrow ain't looking good either).


I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION...(Look it up)


Okay ...thats all for now.

 

[Laurel]

"Stop the Violins!"
(on the car of my friend who hates classical music)

Is there anything in the world more annoying than bumper stickers with three paragraphs of text on them? I nearly rear-end people trying to read the damn things...

 

[Adoratrice]

That reminded me of another one....


I hope I die in my sleep...like my grandfather...not like his passengers who died screaming and yelling at the top of their lungs.

 

[Renegade]

I always loved the bumper sticker "My kid beat up your honor role student". Mostly because I hate those "my kid made the honor role" bumper stickers so much. If it aint funny, it don't belong on a cars bumper. lol

 

[Vlad]

Damn, all the good ones have been mentioned

"Be alert, the world needs more lerts"

Vlad

 

[Weird Harold]

Is there anything in the world more annoying than bumper stickers with three paragraphs of text on them? I nearly rear-end people trying to read the damn things...

Especially the classic, "If you can read this you're too damn close!" (in small print of course.)

 

[Xander]

One I wish I had for my old little car.

"If you think this is small, you should look inside your pants!"

 

[Isabella Thorne]

More Bumper Stickers

Hey I think some of these are pretty funny ....

1. The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

2. I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.

3. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

7. BEER: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

8. Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder.

9. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

10. Horn broken. Watch for finger.

11. All men are idiots - I married their King.

12. The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

13. Jesus Loves YOU. Everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

14. I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

15. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

16. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

17. Keep honking - I'm reloading.

18. Prevent inbreeding - Ban Country & Western Music.

19. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

20. I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

 

[KillerMuffin]

"I need someone really bad... are you really bad?"

"Ain't nothin in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?"

"We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?"

"I you aren't making waves, you aren't kicking hard enough."

"Okay, who stopped payment on my reality check?!?!"

"Women who seek to be the equal to men lack ambition."

"I have a mind like a steel trap -- rusty and illegal in 37 states."

"We are MicroSoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

"Out of my mind, back in five minutes."

"Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else."

"Lead me not into tempation, I can find it myself."

"WANTED: Meaningful, overnight relationship."

"Warning: Driver applying make-up. Don't make me mess up my mascara."