Give a man a fishhook

[Bert Notorius]

and he will inevitably stick himself with it.

 

[Batch]

in his nose.

it happens.

 

[Bert Notorius]

or the eyelid. Results vary.

 

[thør]

The nurses in the Cordova clinic couldn't hold back the "tee-hee" when a longline fisherman came in with his penis pinned to his inner thigh with a halibut hook.

 

[Bert Notorius]

trolling for penis is just wrong.

 

[Batch]

The nurses in the Cordova clinic couldn't hold back the "tee-hee" when a longline fisherman came in with his penis pinned to his inner thigh with a halibut hook.

I wonder why he was fishing naked.

 

[thør]

trolling for penis is just wrong.

It was the bait.

 

[thør]

I wonder why he was fishing naked.

he wasn't.....

 

[Batch]

he wasn't.....

no

way

 

[Bert Notorius]

Fishing naked is just wrong.

 

[Wings]

Huh. I was always told that you had to be naked in order to catch the big ones. Dammit, those liars!

 

[thør]

Fishing naked is just wrong.

The mosquitoes love it.

 

[Bert Notorius]

artificial lures taste like chicken.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Fishing naked is just wrong.

Some call it skinny dipping.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Some call it skinny dipping.

skinny dipping is ok. add a fishing pole and it becomes something sinister.

 

[Batch]

how much damage can one human do, all by their lonesome?

 

[Image]

I took a direct hit in the forehead with a lead jig while in the middle of a dolphin frenzy. Lucky my eyeball wasn't in the way of the hook. Thought I'd been shot...

Three months later I was still picking yellow paint out of my forehead!

 

[Bert Notorius]

how much damage can one human do, all by their lonesome?

profound concept. i stubbed my toe really bad.

 

[Batch]

profound concept. i stubbed my toe really bad.

did you break it?

snap the toenail in pieces?

 

[Bert Notorius]

I took a direct hit in the forehead with a lead jig while in the middle of a dolphin frenzy. Lucky my eyeball wasn't in the way of the hook. Thought I'd been shot...

Three months later I was still picking yellow paint out of my forehead!

i hit my friend in the eye with a sinker. that was the same camping trip we dug a locust thorn out of a guy's thigh with a fish hook.

good times.

 

[Bert Notorius]

did you break it?

snap the toenail in pieces?

shattered the coffee table into a million pieces.

 

[Image]

i hit my friend in the eye with a sinker. that was the same camping trip we dug a locust thorn out of a guy's thigh with a fish hook.

good times.

That's what memories are made of...

 

[Bert Notorius]

That's what memories are made of...

that's why there's Alzheimer's.

 

[Image]

Remember the time when we were in the woods and I stuck a dart up through the slats of your camping chair? And you thought you'd been bit by a snake in the balls?

No?

Well, here's a little story we can all laugh about now...

 

[Bert Notorius]

statute of limitations has run out on that one...