Ok, for those who don't make it to the "How To.." board very often (or if you don't know where it is), you'll want to read these two threads before going any further...
http://forum.eliterotica.com/ubb/Forum6/HTML/000120.html
http://forum.eliterotica.com/ubb/Forum6/HTML/000142.html
Ok, that done... Now you can enjoy this...
"GIRTH!"
Hidden beneath a mountain near Greenbriar, West Virginia is a secret government genetic engineering lab whose sole purpose is to keep aging Republicans alive and virile. Expirements continue throughout the '80s, till one day when a freak accident vents massive amounts of atomic steam into the ventilation system. The staff quickly evacuates, leaving behind hundreds of genetically altered specimens to live in an atomic hell until such day occurs that the mess can be cleaned.
In January 2001, newly inaugurated President George Dubbayah Bush orders the mountain unsealed and the expirements resumed. Little does he know that one organism has survived all these years, cannibalizing the remnants of other expirements to feed it's ravenous hunger.
In March 2001, the seal will be broken, and a monster so hideous will be let loose on this earth..so hideous that people can only refer to it by it's secret codename: GIRTH!!
GIRTH! A monster set for revenge... Rampaging through the backcountry of West Virginia... Destroying all in it's path with it's monstrous 13 inch penis and stupendous 14 inch tongue!
GIRTH!! Run while you can....
Coming soon to a theatre near you.... (This film has not yet been rated)
Film critic Roger Ebert says, "GIRTH! I loved it...It's a vagina-eating, cum-spitting good time!"
Echoes Rex Reed, "I'm so Gay! I loved it... GIRTH! is too much for me to handle..."
Glamorous Rock Icon Madonna says, "GIRTH!? Ehhhh, I've had bigger..."
http://forum.eliterotica.com/ubb/Forum6/HTML/000120.html
http://forum.eliterotica.com/ubb/Forum6/HTML/000142.html
Ok, that done... Now you can enjoy this...
"GIRTH!"
Hidden beneath a mountain near Greenbriar, West Virginia is a secret government genetic engineering lab whose sole purpose is to keep aging Republicans alive and virile. Expirements continue throughout the '80s, till one day when a freak accident vents massive amounts of atomic steam into the ventilation system. The staff quickly evacuates, leaving behind hundreds of genetically altered specimens to live in an atomic hell until such day occurs that the mess can be cleaned.
In January 2001, newly inaugurated President George Dubbayah Bush orders the mountain unsealed and the expirements resumed. Little does he know that one organism has survived all these years, cannibalizing the remnants of other expirements to feed it's ravenous hunger.
In March 2001, the seal will be broken, and a monster so hideous will be let loose on this earth..so hideous that people can only refer to it by it's secret codename: GIRTH!!
GIRTH! A monster set for revenge... Rampaging through the backcountry of West Virginia... Destroying all in it's path with it's monstrous 13 inch penis and stupendous 14 inch tongue!
GIRTH!! Run while you can....
Coming soon to a theatre near you.... (This film has not yet been rated)
Film critic Roger Ebert says, "GIRTH! I loved it...It's a vagina-eating, cum-spitting good time!"
Echoes Rex Reed, "I'm so Gay! I loved it... GIRTH! is too much for me to handle..."
Glamorous Rock Icon Madonna says, "GIRTH!? Ehhhh, I've had bigger..."
