Girls: what objects have you inserted and enjoyed?

[Midnightstars]

Girls, what everyday items have you shoved inside you and achieved orgasm with? Looking for something to satisfy me tonight. Don't have a vibe or man and am horney as hell

 

[PoloStud85]

would love for some ladies to reply!

 

[Irishld1]

I hope that the ladies of lit reply to this one!!! Would love to see somethings I've never imagined before...

 

[BeingElly]

Oh golly. This could be embarrassing for me...but I've had quite a few "desparate times" and a man once who was into this. So here are some I've tried or some that have been suggested to me.

Travel-size shampoo bottles
The handle of like a butter knife (or other kitchen utensil)
A fat marker
Banana (and other veggies)
Curling iron
Hairbrush handle

Good luck! Do you have a Sonicare?

 

[uptoplay2]

sonicare...?

Oh golly. This could be embarrassing for me...but I've had quite a few "desparate times" and a man once who was into this. So here are some I've tried or some that have been suggested to me.

Travel-size shampoo bottles
The handle of like a butter knife (or other kitchen utensil)
A fat marker
Banana (and other veggies)
Curling iron
Hairbrush handle

Good luck! Do you have a Sonicare?

why...is your sonicare ... missing?? (nice buzz to that one!)

 

[duppy_conqueror]

Oh golly. This could be embarrassing for me...but I've had quite a few "desparate times" and a man once who was into this. So here are some I've tried or some that have been suggested to me.

Travel-size shampoo bottles
The handle of like a butter knife (or other kitchen utensil)
A fat marker
Banana (and other veggies)
Curling iron
Hairbrush handle

Good luck! Do you have a Sonicare?

I dont know why or how but that was really HOT!

 

[Wyldfire]

On the sonicare topic, the Oral B hummingbird is a joy to the world of improvised vibrators. It has a small body with a button you have to hold down. A flosser head is fitted to a smooth almost half inch rod. Take the hummingbird, toss the flosser head away and touch that smooth rod to your clit and ride the wild Hummingbird! Stronger than a lot of the vibrators I've had knowledge of.

 

[uptoplay2]

and I was about to suggest...

On the sonicare topic, the Oral B hummingbird is a joy to the world of improvised vibrators. It has a small body with a button you have to hold down. A flosser head is fitted to a smooth almost half inch rod. Take the hummingbird, toss the flosser head away and touch that smooth rod to your clit and ride the wild Hummingbird! Stronger than a lot of the vibrators I've had knowledge of.

a real sex toy... so... better than the "novelties"?

 

[Wyldfire]

a real sex toy... so... better than the "novelties"?

Some of them yes. I mean I still have one or two that the Hummer can't compete with. Like the 4 D cell one. I really oughta get "John Deer" or "Harley Davidson" printed on that one.

 

[BeingElly]

a real sex toy... so... better than the "novelties"?

She doesn't have one and is desparate, Ithought...

 

[uptoplay2]

hmmmm...

Some of them yes. I mean I still have one or two that the Hummer can't compete with. Like the 4 D cell one. I really oughta get "John Deer" or "Harley Davidson" printed on that one.

or should I say... HUMMMMM!!
I bet that sounds wonderful when it gets going... or ... I mean when it gets YOU going!

 

[Wyldfire]

She doesn't have one and is desparate, Ithought...

The op is, I just threw out my personal fav for when I don't have access to "The Collection".

The Big guy does indeed make a lot of noise. That's one of the biggest perks of the hummer. Quiet so it doesn't wake little ears.

And besides the big guy can't be used to floss the teeth afterwards.

 

[uptoplay2]

I know how she (?) feels

She doesn't have one and is desparate, Ithought...

just found your latest postings.....

what the heck have guys used that can even come close to what we think about while here at lit?

(ooops... quite right.... a woman...)

Trying to think how I managed....... but essentially a rolled newspaper with a condom over it, but I can remember how I made the end manageable. The nice part was the thickness and hardness was easy to change..... and it could get thicker.... also easy to dispose of. Then again... this was for anal...

 

[cassieh]

Some I can remember:

Zucchini, cucumber, banana, carrot, ice cube, ice pop, toothbrush, hair brush handle, wooden toilet paper stand, shampoo bottle, flash light, screwdriver handle, hammer handle, lipstick, baseball bat, water bottle, soft drink can, drinking cup, fist, various sex toys (dildos, vibrators, eggs, balls).

 

[MICH69AGIE]

Interesting thread. I'm looking forward to reading more additions.

 

[KerrBear85]

One of those small souvenir baseballs bats - the thick end
A fat sharpie marker
The fat end of a cue stick
Ass end of a hairbrush
A really huge strawberry

that's all I can remember right now.

 

[karie44]

a cucumber

 

[beautifulc]

four cocks all at once does that count ?

 

[TheNaughtyLittlePea]

god definitely the banana, they are the greatest

If I'm in my bedroom usually my vibe is close by but the hairbrush usually works for me because the handle is lovely and smooth, and we have an old electric toothbrush that I keep in the bottom drawer just for me

 

[lassgirl]

While i have never used an object all on my own other than a toy specifically designed to be used for the most intimate moments i share with myself often >.> i thought it would be interesting to see what others have used and enjoyed using and...well...wow...screw the sex toys...er, i mean, stop screwing the sex toys, some of those just sound like fun, i think i'm about to make a list of items listed here and go on a scavenger hunt and see how many i can find and try them out for myself. We are in a recession, good way to save money on battery's...though Energizer may be pissed when their stock takes a dive due to the drop in sales. Kidding! I don't go through them THAT fast.

 

[infid3l]

My faves...

Sorry for "necroposting" - just wanted to share some of my favorites!

• a Pom bottle ... and just about any bottle around the house, extra nice either filled with hot or cold water;
• either end of a "Good Grips" OXO 11" wire whisk (the wires don't touch each other);
• billiard balls - as many as I can fit (so far, 3 - the 4th falls out);
• many different servings of fruits and veggies...

My love just bought a "gorilla grips" tripod... oohhh, I about came just looking at it. He said I can't have it though. Dangit.

Oh, well. Hope others will continue on this thread.

XXX - Kristina

 

[belle1025]

Shampoo bottles
Body wash bottles
wine bottles
long neck beer bottles
Epi-pen container
markers
toothbrush
hairbrush handles
ben wa balls
screwdriver handles
hammer handle
cucumbers
carrots
eggplants
butternut squash
grape tomatoes (used them to make anal beads)
frozen grapes
popscicles
water ballloon
removeable shower head
zucchini
yellow squash
beets
Hass avocado
orange
battery operated dish brush


I think that's it.

 

[laserdick]

Kristina ... billiard balls? I can see 'em goin' in but how the heck do ya get 'em out? No strings attached?

 

[backyardbbq]

great list!! I love putting weird stuff in my wife's pussy!!

just to name a few
cucumber
smirnoff bottle
flashlight
potato
mini nerf football
her panties

 

[infid3l]

Kristina ... billiard balls? I can see 'em goin' in but how the heck do ya get 'em out? No strings attached?

I just push and they come out. Sometimes I have to reach in and get them.