"Girls/Boys will never understand"

[Plane_Guy]

While laying in bed with my pups my, ahem, "stuff" needed adjusting which gave me an idea for a new thread.

What's something unique to your gender the opposite gender will never get to know the pleasure of?

Only rule is you must refer to the opposite gender as "Girls" or "Boys" (cause I think it's more lighthearted and fun than Men or Women).

Hopefully this is fun. I'll start:

Girls will never understand "the pinch and roll"

 

[Codeman93]

The morning wood pee

 

[Plane_Guy]

The morning wood pee

Lol. Truth.

 

[Jake069258]

The pure satisfaction of writing your name in pee in the snow.

 

[AmberLGreen]

The pure satisfaction of writing your name in pee in the snow.

We can do that. It just requires more of a dance and careful steps

 

[mnbreastluver]

Paper targets, toilet = Battle Ship

 

[Trubbycat]

The ache of blue balls

 

[AmberLGreen]

Only guys so far. You do realise once the girls bring out the period cramps, childbirth and objectification by construction workers, you boys don’t stand a chance!

 

[Trubbycat]

Yup, that's why we're going first.

 

[Jake069258]

Only guys so far. You do realise once the girls bring out the period cramps, childbirth and objectification by construction workers, you boys don’t stand a chance!

Yep

 

[BongoGal]

Only guys so far. You do realise once the girls bring out the period cramps, childbirth and objectification by construction workers, you boys don’t stand a chance!

They can be good things, too, right?

One guy thing I've read about but don't quite get is 'piss shiver'. I'm not even sure if it's a good or bad thing.

 

[Trubbycat]

It's a powerful sensation...

 

[AmberLGreen]

They can be good things, too, right?

One guy thing I've read about but don't quite get is 'piss shiver'. I'm not even sure if it's a good or bad thing.

My friend says she gets poo shivers. I have never believed they existed until you just mentioned piss shivers. Maybe she is telling the truth after all

 

[ydahecnot]

The wait for the next one

 

[AmberLGreen]

We eagerly wait for the next one too

I am glad you posted because I didn’t want to ask if we were waiting to see which thread he killed next!

 

[ydahecnot]

Now let's talk pap test versus prostate exam. Has any woman ever gotten aroused during a pap test? I bet lots of men love getting their exam done.

Um, no

 

[Jake069258]

While thinking medical stuff, porn is offered to men when they get their sperm count tested. That's discrimination. I insist on being offered porn at a medical facility

So its not done like this where I am, as I comically came to learn.

When we were trying to conceive, it wasn't going well, so, one of the obvious steps was for me to get tested. So I go to the fertility clinic area of the hospital as I was instructed. Cute young girl confirms my details, and hands me the "specimen container." I, knowing absolutely nothing of proper procedure, ask "so is there a little room that I go in or?"

She replies in the most deadpan voice possible, "no sir, you collect your sample at home and bring it right back."

I felt like such an old creeper!! Haha. I honestly didn't know!!!

 

[Jake069258]

LOL, darn it. Changing times. I always thought it would be fun working at a clinic like that

Disregarding the "do not disturb" sign??

 

[cheekygirl75]

My friend says she gets poo shivers. I have never believed they existed until you just mentioned piss shivers. Maybe she is telling the truth after all

I get that!! I thought it was just me

 

[Chillygirl]

Girls get the advantage of being turned on AND being able to stand up in public.

 

[BongoGal]

Right? And one little shiver of our bodies can be blamed on a little chill in the air rather than our insides doing flip flops because of what we just saw or heard.

It is very effective plausible deniability. That little chill works and so do the flip-flops. And with me, it can also come from being very angry and being in a tense fight-or-flight situation or being tickled.

 

[Ezeerider]

Now let's talk pap test versus prostate exam. Has any woman ever gotten aroused during a pap test? I bet lots of men love getting their exam done.

WHOA! Blinking lights, ringing bells, 150-horn fanfare! An historic moment here for Dez1, ladeez 'n gemmuns!
Dez, you have just become the absolute wrongest you've ever been in your entire life, I gar-an-tee.
I've been all over the United States and four miles into Florida, and never, ever, ever encountered any man, straight, gay, confused and conflicted, blind staggerin' drunk, emerging from a 10-year coma or decades of desperate deprivation that .... what? Did you actually say loved that? Oh no. No. No. Not ever, ever, ever. That's a little circle of hell Sr. Dante never even dreamed of. That particular form of hideous and medieval medical malpractice is about as erotic as a Drano enema.
Am I clear here? Have I perhaps understated?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Aunt Flo gush, cramps, child birth, man-splaining,being told you’re too emotional, or being told you’re a bitch because you’re assertive or aggressive.

 

[CuriousEvi]

The longing for what is wrong, going the hard path.

 

[Saltfountain]

Girls get the advantage of being turned on AND being able to stand up in public.

I'm ok. One of the advantages of a tiny cock