Girl Scout Cookies are laced with crack

[miles]

I ate a whole box of Thin Mints today. I just gotta get this monkey off my back.

 

[Cerberus666]

there's not actually a monkey on your back. That's just the crack fuckin with you.

 

[pointless]

where did you get these cookies? are there anymore? how much were they? did the high last long? give me details damn it!

 

[celiaKitten]

I'm addicted to the shortbread ones.

I'm so ashamed..

 

[Cougar180]

I ate a whole box of Thin Mints today. I just gotta get this monkey off my back.

Have you tried switching to a less additive product? Like, say...maybe cigarettes?

Worked for me. Now I smoke a pack a day and never even think about thin mints.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

LMAO

They are addicting aren't they?

Sigh another habit I will have to kick. Hello my name is tulip2lipservice and I am addicted to girl scout cookies.......

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Funny that Miles would mention Girl Scouts and crack in the same post.

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

What's blue and gold and "comes" in a brownie?

 

[celiaKitten]

Funny, there was a category about Girl Scout Badges on Jeopardy tonight.

Did you know there's a CyberGirlScout Badge? Previously known as the Morse Code, then CB Lingo Badge..

 

[freakygirl]

Where the hell are people getting Girl Scout cookies?

They must have outlawed Girl Scouts in Washington state. I haven't seen one of those little monsters selling those things yet.

 

[miles]

Funny that Miles would mention Girl Scouts and crack in the same post.

Hehe. Like the joke about eating a Brownie.

 

[miles]

I'm addicted to the shortbread ones.

I'm so ashamed..

Baby, you took that all-important first step by admitting you have a problem.

Only eleven more to go.

 

[Cougar180]

How much do the friggin girl scouts make off thin mints alone?

14 Billion???

I'd bet someone else's left testicle it's more than the GDP of Uganda.

 

[AngelEyes78]

My vice used to be the thin mints..now I just have one word.


Samoas

 

[celiaKitten]

Baby, you took that all-important first step by admitting you have a problem.

Only eleven more to go.

I don't think I can commit to the full 12 steps.. isn't there some seminar I could go to..?

cougar: I'm thinking that looking up the info would be easier than finding someone who is willing to take up a bet and possibly *win* a disembodied left testicle.

 

[LukkyKnight]

there's not actually a monkey on your back. That's just the crack fuckin with you.

Don't anybody tell miles, but in reality they extract the crack from girl scout cookies, they just can't get it all out.

 

[Cougar180]

Samoas...mmmm.....

Got to get off this thread. Will..power...waining.

Where can you get a girl scout this time of night?

cookies...you sick bastards...

 

[Cougar180]

I don't think I can commit to the full 12 steps.. isn't there some seminar I could go to..?

cougar: I'm thinking that looking up the info would be easier than finding someone who is willing to take up a bet and possibly *win* a disembodied left testicle.

True...but that's like....work, right? There will be none of that at this time of night!

 

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[Cougar180]

Re: Re: Girl Scout Cookies are laced with crack

hey now!!


My daughter is selling some....


Shall I put you down for 10 boxes?

Shit! Screw it. I'll take 432 boxes of thin mints and 1 box of something else so I don't look like I am addicted to crack alone. Got to be diversified, you know?

 

[miles]

I don't think I can commit to the full 12 steps.. isn't there some seminar I could go to..?

See me in my study after class. I'm sure we can make alternative arrangements.

 

[Mia62]

Girl Guide Cookies in Canada kick those wimpy Girl Scout mint asses.

 

[Cougar180]

Girl Guide Cookies in Canada kick those wimpy Girl Scout mint asses.

The proverbial gauntlet has reached the dust.


May the best crack win.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Girl Guide Cookies in Canada kick those wimpy Girl Scout mint asses.

Impossible.

 

[Mia62]

Possible.

Girl Guide Cookies have kicked ass for years.

I suggest that you send me a box of each flavour of those Girl Scout wannabe Guide cookies...and I will put them to the flavour test.