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Catch '23
"I stared out the window at the bright blue skies and half-naked limbs of trees surrounding our property as they waved in the wind. The coffee in my cup had grown tepid as I wrestled with the equation: is it better to clear and re-clear the gutters and drive multiple times, or to wait till everything's dropped and do it in one mass clean-up? My coffee grew cold, no decisive conclusion reached."
genre: Philosphy
"I stared out the window at the bright blue skies and half-naked limbs of trees surrounding our property as they waved in the wind. The coffee in my cup had grown tepid as I wrestled with the equation: is it better to clear and re-clear the gutters and drive multiple times, or to wait till everything's dropped and do it in one mass clean-up? My coffee grew cold, no decisive conclusion reached."
genre: Philosphy
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She Couldn't Say 'No'
"She couldn't say anything, truth be told. She'd passed out cold as a result of trying to match me shot-for-shot. Her roommate and I somehow managed to lift her inert body on top of her bed."
Genre: Christian Nonfiction
"She couldn't say anything, truth be told. She'd passed out cold as a result of trying to match me shot-for-shot. Her roommate and I somehow managed to lift her inert body on top of her bed."
Genre: Christian Nonfiction
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Surviving The Eruption
"She raised her head from my lap, her face serene, her lips glazed. 'Thank you baby, you made my first time swallowing a man so enjoyable. I.. I..' a horrified look came over her and I instinctively tucked my body into a protective crouch beneath her, as she began to projectile vomit everywhere...floor, lamp, pillow, alarm clock......"
Genre: Christian Nonfiction
"She raised her head from my lap, her face serene, her lips glazed. 'Thank you baby, you made my first time swallowing a man so enjoyable. I.. I..' a horrified look came over her and I instinctively tucked my body into a protective crouch beneath her, as she began to projectile vomit everywhere...floor, lamp, pillow, alarm clock......"
Genre: Christian Nonfiction
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Things Have Changed
"When I first started dating, vaginal sex was the norm and oral sex was an intimacy reserved for someone you really cared about. Then the Millennials came along and got things ass-backwards ."
Genre: Christian Dating
"When I first started dating, vaginal sex was the norm and oral sex was an intimacy reserved for someone you really cared about. Then the Millennials came along and got things ass-backwards ."
Genre: Christian Dating
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The Virgin and The Martyr
"She was a Good Italian Girl, which meant that she was simultaneously a virgin and a martyr: Her hymen (loosely translated in Italian as a "freshness seal" ) remained virginally intact until her wedding night. Her anus, though, was a candidate for martyrdom. It had been thoroughly ravished repeatedly by Italian boys. With proper lighting, one could see calluses had formed on her pucker..."
Genre: Christian Dating
"She was a Good Italian Girl, which meant that she was simultaneously a virgin and a martyr: Her hymen (loosely translated in Italian as a "freshness seal" ) remained virginally intact until her wedding night. Her anus, though, was a candidate for martyrdom. It had been thoroughly ravished repeatedly by Italian boys. With proper lighting, one could see calluses had formed on her pucker..."
Genre: Christian Dating
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Disaster at 802 feet (above sea level)
"Sometimes global warming isn't to blame, and when life gives you lemons—blueberries, pumpkin, black-eyed peas, melons, tomatoes and more when your freezer dies, it's not the disaster but how you respond that counts."
genre: Practical Advice for Preppers/Cookery/Innovative Thinking/Life Hacks
"Sometimes global warming isn't to blame, and when life gives you lemons—blueberries, pumpkin, black-eyed peas, melons, tomatoes and more when your freezer dies, it's not the disaster but how you respond that counts."
genre: Practical Advice for Preppers/Cookery/Innovative Thinking/Life Hacks
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The Girl With Tattoos On Her Back
"Why did I get tattoos on my back? Well baby, I saw how you always took your phone when you went into the bathroom so I figured I would get some tattoos so you could have something to read while you're in the shitter...."
Genre: Christian Dating
"Why did I get tattoos on my back? Well baby, I saw how you always took your phone when you went into the bathroom so I figured I would get some tattoos so you could have something to read while you're in the shitter...."
Genre: Christian Dating
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Cheese with Everything
"If I had to choose between giving up cheese or giving up bacon, it would be a hard choice; if one lives in the South, however, it's not even a rhetorical question as waistlines bear witness to with the exception of those lucky few who could eat a bacon-cheese mountain and never gain a lb."
genre: Non-fiction
"If I had to choose between giving up cheese or giving up bacon, it would be a hard choice; if one lives in the South, however, it's not even a rhetorical question as waistlines bear witness to with the exception of those lucky few who could eat a bacon-cheese mountain and never gain a lb."
genre: Non-fiction
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The Big Black Bull
"Built like a giant obsidian statue, fences were no obstacle and our yard was his oyster... a metaphorical oyster, of course, because it would be too weird to try and mow a gloopy mess smelling of brine, wouldn't it?"
genre: Impractical Farming/Survival
"Built like a giant obsidian statue, fences were no obstacle and our yard was his oyster... a metaphorical oyster, of course, because it would be too weird to try and mow a gloopy mess smelling of brine, wouldn't it?"
genre: Impractical Farming/Survival
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Poetry, Paint, Porn and Living with Seniors
"Depending on the time of year, the creative person finds different ways to fill their days. Lighting is an important factor to consider when determining which itch to scratch, and computer-connectivity's a must."
genre: Lifestyle/Art/Sexology
"Depending on the time of year, the creative person finds different ways to fill their days. Lighting is an important factor to consider when determining which itch to scratch, and computer-connectivity's a must."
genre: Lifestyle/Art/Sexology
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The First Date
"I know it's our first date and I'm sorry if I seem out of sorts.." she began. "But my adult son got arrested this morning, for possession of cocaine and meth". She reddened and hissed angrily "Fucking cops....there wasn't ANY meth!"
genre: Christian dating
"I know it's our first date and I'm sorry if I seem out of sorts.." she began. "But my adult son got arrested this morning, for possession of cocaine and meth". She reddened and hissed angrily "Fucking cops....there wasn't ANY meth!"
genre: Christian dating
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If Figs Could Fly and Other Godless musings
If figs were a fruit that could fly
The flies would go crazy, oh my!
Be grateful a fig
Just isn't a pig
And you're not wiping shit from your eye
genre: Heathen "wokeness" Banned from Christian Bookshelves
If figs were a fruit that could fly
The flies would go crazy, oh my!
Be grateful a fig
Just isn't a pig
And you're not wiping shit from your eye
genre: Heathen "wokeness" Banned from Christian Bookshelves
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How to Waste Time Like a Pro
"You may be just a beginner, but with my help and practical solutions you'll soon be the envy of your friends and neighbours. It's never too soon to start so let's get to it. I believe in You!"
genre: Grifters Gonna Grift/Lifestyles/The Guru Index
"You may be just a beginner, but with my help and practical solutions you'll soon be the envy of your friends and neighbours. It's never too soon to start so let's get to it. I believe in You!"
genre: Grifters Gonna Grift/Lifestyles/The Guru Index
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I May Have Been On My Knees but I Wasn't Prayin', Ma!
"Have you ever been blowing your new spouse when your Mother-in-Law strolls into your bedroom? This book will address how to install (and remember to use) a bedroom lock and other practical matters to lead a less stressful life and avoid geriatric heart attacks."
genre: Home Improvements
"Have you ever been blowing your new spouse when your Mother-in-Law strolls into your bedroom? This book will address how to install (and remember to use) a bedroom lock and other practical matters to lead a less stressful life and avoid geriatric heart attacks."
genre: Home Improvements
