Giant Penis Pics!!!

[Laurel]

Sigurdur Hjartarson, a high school history teacher, erected the museum in 1997, after collecting dozens of penises from the various mammals of his homeland.

Hjartarson gladly bestows on visitors penile pearls of wisdom acquired during his quest to acquire a complete collection.

"I have a bone from a hamster, it's less than two millimeters," he said. "Every species has a different shape and form and that should make it interesting."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020319/lf_nm/iceland_penis_dc_1

Imagine the questions your kids would have at this museum...

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a whale penis

 

[Private Vasquez]

lol! that's great!

 

[llee69]

I remember seeing somthing on this not too long ago, maybe on HBO.

Now that is a spot I wanna go to on a honeymoon!

 

[Spinaroonie]

Dork- n. a Whale's Penis.

God, the thigns I know offhand.

 

[zantac666]

A radio station i was listening to a women was talking about a man she picked up for a one night stand she was getting undressed when she looked over and saw the man standing there her jaw hit the floor and se said thereis no way you are going to stick that in me.

she said his penis was hugh not long but fat she said you know what the top of a starbucks cup is and how big they are that is how big his was.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Fuck!

Ok, who cut off my husband's penis?

 

[freakygirl]

Dork- n. a Whale's Penis.

God, the thigns I know offhand.

damn you.. I was going to say that. *stomps foot* I'm going to bed now..

ruin all my fun..

 

[Dhalgren]

Detachable penis?

Um...Ew.

Just Ew...

 

[Rubyfruit]

It's called a dildo, Dhal.

 

[Dhalgren]

Nuh uh..
Did you see the size of that thing?

And where...may I ask, did the rest of the whale go?

They aren't really detachable, are they?

 

[Laurel]

Oh yes. They can all be detachable.

Reattaching, however, is a whole nuther different issue.

 

[WhiteRose]

Velcro?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Velcro?

Duct tape?

Hey it works on everything else

 

[scylis]

two words: King Missile

Detatchable Penis. listen to it.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

International Penises

even though i do it with Canadian pricks, i certainly admire pricks from all around the world ...

let's start our global prick tour with the mighty U.S. penis ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

No Sex Please - We're British!

i fancy Brit pricks, don't you?

 

[SilverVeil]

Isabella.. these are hysterical.

Thanks !

 

[DéjàNu]

All kind of pricks

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I always got a kick out of the chapter in Moby Dick where they peel the skin off the whale's dick and make some guy wear it as a full-body, condom-like sheath and dance around as a sort of 'initiation.'

Actually, what I liked was seeing the faces on my students when I had to explain to them exactly what Melville was describing....

 

[Isabella Thorne]

i love German bratwursts ....

allfeetarethesame

 

[Isabella Thorne]

this prick francais is ooo la la, cheri ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Si si senior ... you mexican pricks ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

i'm turning japanese
i'm turning japanese
i really think so

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ahhhh .... there's nothing like a good cuban cigar ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

... talk about freezing your balls off ...

Antartic pricks ..