Getting old

[BlackSnake]

I'm turning 42 this Saturday and I'm having a bit of a problem coming up with something interesting to write about. I think I've worn the incest thing out.

I'm like fresh out of ideas....HELP!

 

[emap]

Old fogy.

OK, how about, the new girl at your work falls all over herself trying to seduce you. YOu of course resist since your married and her boss of sorts, but eventually you can't resist anymore and take her, or she takes you.

 

[AnAmericanDarling]

Hm, I'm not very good at writing stories, but I have an idea. Maybe you could write a story about a man who needs a babysitter, who's a complete tease. And on his birthday she gives him a gift, and then things get really hot.....but that's just my idea : )

 

[BlackSnake]

Old fogy.

OK, how about, the new girl at your work falls all over herself trying to seduce you. YOu of course resist since your married and her boss of sorts, but eventually you can't resist anymore and take her, or she takes you.

Yeah, but what happens after that? It's raise time, but she's a sitty employee and everyone is just waiting for her to get a raise, because they know that I'm banging her? Thinking with the small head again

I'm bored as hell! The pants and jeans has already replaced the shorts and bikini. I should have been born in the spring.

 

[emap]

Well heck if your wanting to bang some girl in a bikini, visit Australia, it's going on summer there.

 

[BlackSnake]

Well heck if your wanting to bang some girl in a bikini, visit Australia, it's going on summer there.

Can I go with you and bang you across the sand?

I need something interesting to write about. Me and you hooking up just to see who can fuck the other unconscious...not that interesting, but would be fun.

 

[emap]

Well hate to burst your bubble old fogy, but I'd put you in the mortuary.

Not that it would happen of course.

So anyway, you take a vacation to Australia, get a hotel on the beach and spent much of your time 'patrolling' the beach. A pack of young gals take pity on you and lead you to a secluded section of beach and gang bang you.

 

[izabella]

How about a story about a bored man about to turn 42 who challenges himself to travel the world and fuck in every country...only to return home and realize the best fuck is the girl next door/his wife/the women who engages his mind?

 

[GratefulFred]

Fresh Idea 101

A bored 42 year old (not me) meets an 18 year old girl on a chat line who only wants mature guys aged 42 as this is in her karma. She explains that her psychic told her so. Anyways they arrange to meet up at a bar. El Boredo sees she isn't there and the bar is filled with middle aged guys. Senor Boredito decides to grab a beer. The bartender while offering a drink says "Funny, last week we had a rush from the class of 88". The man goes home pissed.

An email is waiting for him with a nude picture of that girl. The message reads "Sorry for my no show. The gangbang with the 36ers went overtime. Respond for a reschedule"

Run with it birthday boy...