Getting Laid - One Man's Mission

[JazzManJim]

Okay, so I'm sick of watching guys around me get all the wonderful women in bed with them. It's now my turn.

Starting Monday, I'm on a Mission. I'm going to dedicate myself this summer to find a women I believe is a knockout, and funny, and witty, and I'm going to sleep with her.

Shallow? Probably. But this whole "being deep and sensitive" thing hasn't been much use. And it's been far, far too long since I've had another women in my bed, or over the arm of the sofa, or on the kitchen counter, or my computer chair, or against the inside of the front door. You get the idea.

So now all I need is to formulate a strategy. I'm not working with a wealth of good raw material here, so I may have to use the sense of humor, understand that if I use it too much, I'll be seen as funny and sweet and will get no booty at all.

I hope to accomplish this before the summer is over. It's not going to be easy.

 

[perks]

good luck, Jar Jar

 

[Shaq]

This should be an allied mission....if you need reinforcements just call...

 

[Starblayde]

This should be an allied mission....if you need reinforcements just call...

I think an international force is the best idea

Use the humour! Use the humour! My friend *cough* is an insanely funny man and he has a real babe for a girlfriend!

Use the humour!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Funny & Sweet kicks-ass over asshole any day in my book darlin

 

[KillerMuffin]

Munch. Munch. Munch.

 

[JazzManJim]

Funny & Sweet kicks-ass over asshole any day in my book darlin

Hon, I mean no insult at all, but I've heard that my entire adult life, and I've had sexless stretches of five years, three years, and am on one of almost three years again. Something's wrong, and I suspect that funny and sweet aint' the way to go.

 

[Georgia Girl]

1-800-221-1212

Dawn

 

[desert spike]

Just keep thinking them good thoughts!!!

Hey! Its still spring time, jou have plenty of time to "get lucky".

who ever came up with that term for .... anyway.

Had them long dry spells myself. Hopes your summer isn't a loooooong dry one!

 

[Viper Vic]

You can do it.

 

[Kitte]

The little JazzMan that could... I think I can I think I can I think I can...

I wish you luck in your endevour and definately go with the sense of humor!

 

[Velius]

Hon, I mean no insult at all, but I've heard that my entire adult life, and I've had sexless stretches of five years, three years, and am on one of almost three years again. Something's wrong, and I suspect that funny and sweet aint' the way to go.

I'd have to agree on this one.

 

[desert spike]

Best use your humour to keep her smiling and happy. Since you are a music major. Play her a toon

The guys who are musically inclined seem to be surrounded by women. Is that true or is it my imagination?

 

[solid_]

Best wish's

 

[nasty]

I hear ya, Jim. I'm a 23 year old virgin, and, I'm frightened that if I don't get some pussy soon, I'm ALWAYS gonna be. Luckily for me, though, I'm bi. So, I can have the cock, too.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Lots of luck on this mission of yours... but don't just go for any skank that comes around the corner ... ya hear !!!


Go for the gold !

 

[Mellon Collie]

Good luck and keep us all up to date.

 

[JazzManJim]

Good luck and keep us all up to date.

I mey get into a lot of trouble for asking, but what's with the new title line? It seems a bit far from how good-hearted I believe you are.

 

[Shaq]

1-800-221-1212

Dawn

I called that number and got an Air Conditioning repair service...

 

[Georgia Girl]

I called that number and got an Air Conditioning repair service...

Dial it again darling, its the direct line to reservations for Delta Airlines.

Dawn

 

[unclej]

i was gonna say i got your back but i just read a thread that glam was in showing pics of batman and robin and somehow i'm just not as comfortable with that now..

 

[Private Vasquez]

Ya need a cheerleader, Jim?

 

[Lovepotion69]

I hear ya, Jim. I'm a 23 year old virgin, and, I'm frightened that if I don't get some pussy soon, I'm ALWAYS gonna be. Luckily for me, though, I'm bi. So, I can have the cock, too.

LOL You're a 23y/o virgin. Babe, I know quite a few men who lost theirs at 23-24, and I know men who are still virgins by 27. Who cares when it happens, as long AS it happens, and preferably you won't regret it....

I envy you on the bi thing though! So many more to choose from!!! Damn, I wish I was bi...

 

[Mellon Collie]

I mey get into a lot of trouble for asking, but what's with the new title line? It seems a bit far from how good-hearted I believe you are.

I'm just miserable and grumpy as of late. I'm just going to blame the cold.

And thank you.

 

[MissTaken]

Okay Jim.

Let's talk strategy.

How are you going to do this?

I am sure other lit members are curious and might want to borrow an idea or two.


I am here to help in any way I can