Get your cocks ready, MAGAts!

[John_von_Neumann]

Rep. Lauren Boebert files for divorce from husband of 18 years​

https://nypost.com/2023/05/16/rep-lauren-boebert-files-for-divorce-from-husband-of-18-years/

 

[coati]

Yup, the MAGAts are writhing around like worms in a bait box. Incels do not have other options.

 

[schism666]

i really don't expect our cowardly incels will visit this thread.

 

[Chernosoth]

The pieces are lining up for what could be a great (profitable) story. A former restaurant owner and divorcee wants a new restaurant in a small town. Enter the handsome cowboy, firefighter, or celebrity chef with a cooking show. Keep options open for shooting it as a Hallmark movie or dozens of TV episodes.

 

[Dribble]

Her Friends Only account will keep her busy...so new suiters are gonna have to compete there

 

[ll74]

 

[RoryN]

Cleaning a gun and "drinking a tall beer" when he got served the papers. Perfect.

 

[phrodeau]

The pieces are lining up for what could be a great (profitable) story. A former restaurant owner and divorcee wants a new restaurant in a small town. Enter the handsome cowboy, firefighter, or celebrity chef with a cooking show. Keep options open for shooting it as a Hallmark movie or dozens of TV episodes.

Or a C&W double album.

 

[Bray123]

It's like a fairy tale.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

The pieces are lining up for what could be a great (profitable) story. A former restaurant owner and divorcee wants a new restaurant in a small town. Enter the handsome cowboy, firefighter, or celebrity chef with a cooking show. Keep options open for shooting it as a Hallmark movie or dozens of TV episodes.

I think in Ms. Boebert's case, it would be the cowboy, the firefighter, and the celebrity chef all at the same time.