Get some Ass here!

[ms.read]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by



:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass


( _© _ )
a patent as s


(_o_) an ass that's been around



(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$_) Money coming out of his ass



(_?_) Dumb Ass

 

[Matthew Craig]

(_\_) (_/_) (_\_) (_/_) *shakes booty*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

I hate emoticons -- but that's funny.

 

[TheDeathClown]

Yes, that was original.

 

[phrodeau]

That needs a superscript 2, thus:

(_E=mc²_)

A real smartass would know that.