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Fucking things.

Spider central here. Huge one went under the washing machine last night. After I finished screaming and throwing a very stunned cat at it, I sprayed half a can of Raid under it hoping to gas it out. That then made me feel really sick and I had to go outside for a bit with my head between my knees then take fucking migraine tablets later.

Don't tell me spiders are harmless.
 
I'm pretty sure the bug spray gave you the headache. The cat? Really? Cats don't normally eat spiders though I did have one that liked murdering crickets. She wouldn't eat them, she'd just play with them until she killed them. In the fall I'd go to the basement and sweep up a cricket massacre. The crazy things would get in my house when the weather changed.

The spider just wondered in and you went buggy.:)
 
parodyluvr75 said:
I'm pretty sure the bug spray gave you the headache. The cat? Really? Cats don't normally eat spiders though I did have one that liked murdering crickets. She wouldn't eat them, she'd just play with them until she killed them. In the fall I'd go to the basement and sweep up a cricket massacre. The crazy things would get in my house when the weather changed.

The spider just wondered in and you went buggy.:)
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It was, it bloody stunk the house out. Well, he doesn't bother with bugs at all but I hoped maybe he would. It was stab in the dark. He'd only eat it if it was wearing a prawn suit, the useless little shit.

Am fed up with it. The fear is genuinely debilitating when you're that fucking scared of them. The one last night was enormous though, I could hear his toenails clicking on the kitchen tiles. Cunt.
 
Fata Morgana said:
It was, it bloody stunk the house out. Well, he doesn't bother with bugs at all but I hoped maybe he would. It was stab in the dark. He'd only eat it if it was wearing a prawn suit, the useless little shit.

Am fed up with it. The fear is genuinely debilitating when you're that fucking scared of them. The one last night was enormous though, I could hear his toenails clicking on the kitchen tiles. Cunt.
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I can't blame the cat, who doesn't like a good prawn? Have you thought about sticky traps? They won't cause an asthma attack? Enormous? How big is that? Penny size?
 
parodyluvr75 said:
I can't blame the cat, who doesn't like a good prawn? Have you thought about sticky traps? They won't cause an asthma attack? Enormous? How big is that? Penny size?
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With his legs splayed out I'd say the bottom of a mug? Too big for me.
 
parodyluvr75 said:
Holy crap, do you live by a nuclear reactor or something?

That's fucking huge!
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It's the second biggest one I've seen in the house ever. My work colleagues have been saying they've found lots inside this year and they are particularly big.

I bet if there's a zombie apocalypse those cunts survive (spiders not my work colleagues). ((although praps Phil cos he's a cunt too)).
 
Fata Morgana said:
It's the second biggest one I've seen in the house ever. My work colleagues have been saying they've found lots inside this year and they are particularly big.

I bet if there's a zombie apocalypse those cunts survive (spiders not my work colleagues). ((although praps Phil cos he's a cunt too)).
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Those are big for house spiders. You need an exterminator, seriously.

I heard Phil kisses spiders.
 
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