Geriatric Kinksters

[Chris_Xavier]

The saying goes (actually is from General Douglas Macarthur's farewell speech at West Point) that "old soldiers never die.. they just fade away".

What happens to old kinksters?

 

[Blushing Bottom]

We get knee pads.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

We get knee pads.

<snort>

bb.. I've seen your pic.. you are NOT geriatric.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Well my knees are.

<snort>

bb.. I've seen your pic.. you are NOT geriatric.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

The saying goes (actually is from General Douglas Macarthur's farewell speech at West Point) that "old soldiers never die.. they just fade away".

What happens to old kinksters?

Chris I hope you don't find this intrusive but as it has the potential to being a serious topic as well as great humor I am providing the following links because excellent information was shared.

There be sadness here.....

BDSM through the lifespan

as to humor there is a post I am still searching for and will edit it in here as soon as I find it

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Chris I hope you don't find this intrusive but as it has the potential to being a serious topic as well as great humor I am providing the following links because excellent information was shared.

There be sadness here.....

BDSM through the lifespan

as to humor there is a post I am still searching for and will edit it in here as soon as I find it

Knock yourself out Rebecca.. I always do enjoy your humor. And yes.. there are some serious issue to be discussed with this topic.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Knock yourself out Rebecca.. I always do enjoy your humor. And yes.. there are some serious issue to be discussed with this topic.

Oh my : smiles : quite a task the retrieve these details between the sadistic styling search function here and needing to use the words "submissive & position" as directives. I deserve a gold star at least. Then again having survived with a positive outcome I am feeling kind of all by myself personally glowy.

Here we go and this also serves to address comments made previously in this thread by our Miss Blushing.

Hope you find these amusing, I am unable to credit the source . This humor has been around as long as dirt. Thank you for accepting the additions Chris as they were intended



27 POSITIONS AS DEMONSTRATED BY AN OLDER SUBMISSIVE


1. Standing, hands behind neck, feet apart, knees bent so the blood supply is not cut off and the sub faints like a kid in front of me once did in formation in my army days.

2. Kneeling, same as #1, but ask for a pillow because these 44 year old
knees just ain't what they used to be.

3. Kneeling, bottom on calves, milky white thighs spread, graceful hands
palm up on those milky white thighs, (oh yeah, bells jingle while
maneuvering into this position), long hair flows down back, pert (in my
dreams) breasts uh...being perky.

4. On hands and knees, doin' the doggy-style thing...oh yeah, milky white
thighs still parted.

5. Same as #4 except placed over a low piece of furniture, head dangling
over one edge, blood rushing to it...and she has to sneeze.

6. Same as #5 except on back, head still dangling, neck muscles tensed
because when the head just dangles in this position, the nose gets stuffed
up. Milky white thighs still parted.

7. Spread out over his knee, legs parted, awaiting the first strike of palm
to bottom (okay, wouldn't even think to mess with this one *smile*).

8. Standing, hands behind back in the parade rest position (sorry, it's all
that army training *grin*), breasts thrust forward, legs spread
shoulder-width apart, lips parted, eyes moist, knees slightly bent (it's
that fainting thing again), muscles in arms starting to remind that she is
still 44 years old, regardless of what she believes she is.

9. Kneeling, bottom on calves, hands grasping ankles, feeling body listing
slightly to the right, trying to compensate, overdo it, falling on left
side, but! never letting go of ankles. Very attractive once you get past
the laughter.

10. Kneeling then laying prone (well, while kneeling) so that the head is
touching the floor and arms are stretched out before her. Praying that he
doesn't step on her fingers while he walks around and recognizing that if
her tummy were much rounder she'd be lucky if her fingertips found the
carpet.

11. Hands and feet on floor, body arched in a backbend, which is held for a grand total of 8 seconds (Hey! That's long enough for a rodeo rider to
win!). Submissives age 30-40 can be expected to last 12 seconds.

12. Kneeling, bent over at the waist, hands behind the back, legs spread
(more for balance than exposure) and the challenge of not pitching forward flat on her face.

13. Kneeling with body laid backward over the calves and feet, hands laid on stomach, and full knowledge she will never be able to get up without the help of a crane.

14. Kneeling and prone with legs spread very wide so that breasts may touch the floor and recognizing that if gravity takes over any more, she could just slightly bend at the waist and her nipples would feel the carpet.

15. On hands and knees for the purpose of being used as a table and hoping the dominant doesn't decide to take up smoking.

16. On knees, chest, head and arms to the floor, bottom up in the
air...hmmm...another one not to tease about....*pant*pant*grin*

17. Standing, hands behind back, elbows touching (uh, yeah, right....)

18. Same as #17 but in kneeling position.

19. On back, knees bent, legs over head (like in the bicycle exercise
position), arms flat on surface, tears come to eyes while trying to remember the name of that chiropractor a friend told you about.

20. Sitting on the floor, left leg (right, if you're left-handed) up and
behind the back. Great for exposure of the submissive, but likely she'll
never be the same again.

21. Hand-stand, legs apart, hoping the carpet is softer on the way down than it feels to the top of your head and that all that blood will flow slowly
back to the rest of your body...and knowing it won't, so also hoping your
Dom won't panic when you pass out.

22. Standing, hands grasping ankles, legs apart, muscles stretching in
places you didn't know you had muscles because the last time you did this was in 5th grade gym class and, at 11, you were a bit more limber or, if you were in the army, when you fully came to realize the definition of BOHICA
(Bend Over, Here it Comes Again).

23. Standing, facing the nearest wall, hands touching the wall, legs apart,
back curved in whatever the opposite of "arched" is, belly and breasts
hanging, mind wondering when the body started to go and deciding that
thinking about what to make for dinner is a much more pleasant way to pass the time.

24. Lying on one's back, left thigh flat on the floor, leg bent at the knee
with calf/foot to the side, right leg up toward the head and tucked under
the right shoulder, left arm flung over the head, eyes downcast, and smiling (or grimacing through the pain, whichever the case may be...I'd vote on the latter).

25. Squatting, hands behind neck, back straight, hoping no one within
earshot runs any water.

26. Standing on right foot, left leg curved around right, arms in front,
elbows touching, forearms and hands intertwined, wondering if you'll ever be able to untangle.

27. Standing, kneeling, sitting, looking at your partner knowing that
regardless of the fact that you're not as limber and flexible as you may
have once been, it doesn't really matter because it's the submission not the position.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

*snort*

I missd that...where have you been hiding it?

ROALMAO

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I have to second bb's comment

*snort*

 

[wicked woman]

Failing to see what you guys see funny.










*ok ok I did laugh at a few and #2 is a given*

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

*snort*

I missd that...where have you been hiding it?

ROALMAO

I had posted it on a thread here before that NemoAlia had in Talk. Kneeling, crawling and other dreadful things... . It was finally remembering the 'kneeling' part that resolved the search function issues.

Pleased you enjoyed it also Chris

 

[northwoods_sub]

That was the best thing I have read all day.

ROFLMAO

 

[ecstaticsub]

Chris I hope you don't find this intrusive but as it has the potential to being a serious topic as well as great humor I am providing the following links because excellent information was shared.

There be sadness here.....

BDSM through the lifespan

as to humor there is a post I am still searching for and will edit it in here as soon as I find it

Thanks for the links to those threads. I have had this some question on my mind the last few days.