Geraldo Rivera is a big giant dingleberry

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The king of all hype. Gets clocked by a neo-nazi and gets his big fat nose broken. Open's Al Capone's safe, and it's empty.

42,000 hrs. of O.J. simpson coverage. Jumps ship at MSNBC just so he can go play war correspondant for FOX. Straps on a pistol and looks like an idjit. Expects to find Osama in a cave, and ends up with a perpetually runny nose and no story.

Where's the collateral damage when we really need it?
 
Has he left Afghanistan yet? No one in the military would give him the time of day. So he did Northern Alliance sock stories.
 
LOL

They actually showed some footage of Geraldo in Afghanistan the other night on Leno and I fell off the couch laughing my ass off. I was one of the viewers watching for the whole Capone's vault thing too... he is a major Goober. Capital G.
 
now for something completely different

i once had to define "dingleberry" to a foreign friend at a mexican restaurant while sitting next to some old people.

yucky. yet completely hilaaaaaaarious!
 
The fake Don King promoted a fight on Conan O'Brian between Geraldo Rivera and Osama Bin Laden as "The most hated man in America Versus Osama Bin Laden"
 
Some knucklehead actually wrote a letter to the editor of the Chicago Tribune, published today, in which he praised Geraldo's bravery in response to a critical editorial that had appeared several days ago.

How empty that guy's life must be...
 
Tis a shame

what he's made of himself, because he had the potential to do some good work. I used to watch him when he was a cub reporter for the local ABC station in NY. He did some really good investigativ journalism (late 1960s or early 1970s) to uncover serious mistreatment of retarded kids in a facility in NY. His work led to major changes there. Now, nobody can possibly take him seriously.
 
Good luck!!!!!!

lavender said:
What the fuck are you talking about? I want to be the mother of Geraldo's love child!

To bad you can't get in touch with old Geraldo....... It would make his day! Dingleberry and Goober that were used to describe him here in this thread really fit!
I doubt he could get laid with a credit card to a cathouse!:D
 
Problem Child said:
The king of all hype. Gets clocked by a neo-nazi and gets his big fat nose broken. Open's Al Capone's safe, and it's empty.

42,000 hrs. of O.J. simpson coverage. Jumps ship at MSNBC just so he can go play war correspondant for FOX. Straps on a pistol and looks like an idjit. Expects to find Osama in a cave, and ends up with a perpetually runny nose and no story.

Where's the collateral damage when we really need it?

Welcome to MTV

Where are the real people who make this country Work?:cool:
Demian
 
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