willywanker
just one man's opinion
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A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband
is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly,
so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door.
Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in
the same closet with the little boy.
Little boy: "Dark in here."
Lover: "Yes, it is."
Little Boy: "I have a baseball."
Lover: "That's nice."
Little boy: "Want to buy it?"
Lover: "No, thanks."
Little boy: "My dad's outside."
Lover: "OK, how much?"
Little boy: "$25.00"
Little boy: "Dark in here."
Lover: "Yes, it is."
Little boy: "I have a baseball mitt."
Lover: "How much?"
Little boy: "$75.00."
His father asks him about the missing ball and the mitt.
The boy says, "I sold them."
"How much did you sell them for?", the father asks.
"100.00.", says the little boy.
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends like that. That's way more than those two things
cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you
confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy
sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Oh no! Don't start that sh*t again."
is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly,
so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door.
Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in
the same closet with the little boy.
Little boy: "Dark in here."
Lover: "Yes, it is."
Little Boy: "I have a baseball."
Lover: "That's nice."
Little boy: "Want to buy it?"
Lover: "No, thanks."
Little boy: "My dad's outside."
Lover: "OK, how much?"
Little boy: "$25.00"
Little boy: "Dark in here."
Lover: "Yes, it is."
Little boy: "I have a baseball mitt."
Lover: "How much?"
Little boy: "$75.00."
His father asks him about the missing ball and the mitt.
The boy says, "I sold them."
"How much did you sell them for?", the father asks.
"100.00.", says the little boy.
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends like that. That's way more than those two things
cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you
confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy
sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Oh no! Don't start that sh*t again."
I'm gonna have to send that to people. Thanks 
