Genie will grant any wish if...

[Strangebuddy]

...you can go without ejaculating for a week.

Guy finds a lamp at antiques dealer and finds it has a genie inside of it. The genie isn't just about to call him master though. It wants a test of his fortitude. He'll grant the guy any wish, any thing no matter how great, if he can resist cumming for a week (wet dreams don't count, in case you are wondering).
If he fails though, he becomes the genie's slave and will have to do whatever the genie wishes for the rest of his life.

Guy's broke, in poor health, depressed, and didn't have much of a love life, so he figures he can go a while without jerking off. He blocks porn sites from his phone and computer and puts mittens with sandpaper on them when he goes to sleep so he will wake up if he tries to jerk off.

The next day however, things start happening. His landlord calls him to her office and asks his opinion on her breasts, even encouraging him to grope her. He gets away, only to find out that his gorgeous lesbian neighbors are out on their patios sunbathing topless. They beg him not to tell on them and say they'll let him watch for as long as he likes, even tossing off their bottoms and rubbing oil on each other. Guy goes inside his apartment, only to hear them vigorously fucking a minute later.

So guy decides to go meet up with some of his friends to do something that couldn't possibly be arousing. Turns out that his friend's sister is there and she's that now would be a great time to reveal she's always had a crush on our lead and really wants to blow him. Guy bolts and drives home, only to get a flat and not have a spare tire. He calls a tow truck and gets help from a friendly guy who is willing to do the work at a reduced price. However, while driving, the towman gets a call from his wife who says she needs help.

Towman apologises and drives to his wife's business...a strip club. While the towman fixes some things, the wife apologises to our lead and has a. Couple of the new girls give him some lapdances while he waits.

...and that's just the first day. The next day...

 

[Sean Renaud]

I fail to see where you'd get the erotic part of this story to be honest. The hero is going to be constantly running from the sex so it's great from a comedy standpoint. Where however is the pay off?

Other than that while I personally might skip the initial set up of a genie it seems functional if a little odd. I hate to being the guy who nitpicks about the mechanics of magical beings but you would by necessity have to explain why the hell a genie is in any position to make this kind of demand or why they would bother. If they have this kind of power don't sound like your traditional genie (i.e. bound to an object and effectively enslaved. This sounds a lot more like a trickster god of some sort similar to say Puck from Disney's Gargoyles who quite obviously does what he wants because he wants. The way you are explaining this it seems pretty obvious from the outset that the Genie is pretty damn powerful either outright manipulating events within it's vicinity or at least altering probability so that everything that can work out for the hero does.

 

[Iceprincess12]

From a woman's standpoint I don't see the sex appeal of reading about a broke, sickly, depressed guy.

It's not believable that this unwanted guy would get any of that kind of attention. You could make it more like the movie Bedazzled where the genie actively tries to get him to fail. Then those scenarios of women showing him their nipples would be more plausible. What is the end point? He wins, loses, falls in love? So far it's not very sexy.

 

[Strangebuddy]

The payoff could be just be his voyeurism, or he could succumb, or after getting used so much by the genie, he wins and then uses his wish to make the genie sexually satisfy him any time he demands it.

...yeah, the twist was going to be that it's a jinn or demon pretending to be a genie. It likes messing with people and gets them to enter contracts under the guise of offering a price for its wishes.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Ice princess: that's what it's doing, it's essentially changing people's hearts and minds and manipulating probabilities to make things happen.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ice princess: that's what it's doing, it's essentially changing people's hearts and minds and manipulating probabilities to make things happen.

Still...a yucky guy "almost" having sex...not erotic.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I could work with that as a story idea, it's essentially how my fairies work, just with them there is no real attempt to pretend that they are benign. Though the idea of one pretending to be a genie/djinni would be novel and pretty fitting for the little bitches.

I stand by my original statement, this reads more like something that would make a fantastic comedy for Comedy Central. The man who swore off sex that he wasn't getting already. Hell that may be the wrinkle that makes this better for your genie than my pixies. An actual ironclad magical contract. The Genie enters into it on his/her/their end fairly certain that this will be an incredibly simply bet. This guy has had so little sex that just a bit of a chance and he'll lose.

I'd probably slow the ramp up though. If it's just ejaculating I'd start with the tv just happening to be on porn, or any number of regular things that the protaganist could reasonably believe he just happened to have left that way. It's not unusually that he'd have Best of Brazzers up on his computer or Baby Got Butt in the DVD player. The girls next door are always splashing around in the pool the fact that all the leaves fell off the tree overnight is odd but the winds did kick up. I mean with seven days ideally it takes a while before it's obvious to the lead (if not to us) that the genie is cheating.

Whether they win or lose you have to set up something in that classic Rumplestiltskin fashion where supernatural or not once you give your word it is bound by the laws of the universe with severe enough reprocussions that they will honor the deal once it's made. Unlike my fairies who almost universally would shrug and tell you they welcome you to attempt to force them to live up to their end of the bargain but they do not predict that going well for you.

Otherwise it's solid through and through, maybe dial back the unnattractiveness a half notch, but only a half, the entire point of the story is that he could be you. Its essentially the mail version of Twilight where Belle is described as being the plainest girl ever fucking born because the entire point is that this could happen to any woman, there is nothing special about Scarlett Johaneson starting a war because that many guys want to bed her. We're damn lucky nobody has gotten nuked over Nicole Kidman cus God knows shes worth it.

 

[MatthewVett]

Reminds me of the manga My Balls! The main character has Satan trapped inside one of his testicles, and if he cums, he'll let Satan out and doom the world.

 

[Hypoxia]

It's not a real Genie In A Bottle but one of many devised by the CIA to destabilize some island or peninsular nation where much of the populace beachcombs. The 'genie' convinces victims to refrain from orgasm on the promise of wishes granted; instead, they die of sexual frustration. The plot backfires when the Genie Bottles wash ashore in Florida.

 

[JackLuis]

There has to be a payoff for the Genie. Maybe the only way the ugly old Genie can be free of the bottle is to have a whole weeks worth of cum down her throat. She manipulates the guy with the temptations to build up his load.

She also turns his luck around in other ways to make him no longer a weak pathetic jerk, but more handsome, to attract more women to him, has him win a contest to get better clothes, and another to win a new car... etc. Nothing that was permanent but enough to cause him to develop his confidence.

On the last night on the way home from work, he buys a Power Ball Ticket. He gets home and at midnight strokes the bottle and out pops the genie and demands his sperm. He recoils as the thought of being blown by a zombie like creature with one sharp tooth scares him. She pulls out the tooth and blows him. He passes out from the relief.

He wakes up the next morning and goes into his kitchen to find. A beautiful topless red head with coffee made, the newspaper next to his favorite breakfast and a smile.

She had waited 254 years to get out of her bottle and be refreshed by the elixir of patrimony. He glances at the paper and the headline is, "Single Power Ball Winner, $450 Million!" He runs back finds his ticket and finds the winning numbers!

She tells him as he sits down to eat his breakfast that he also get a breakfast blow job every single day to keep up her power, as the Power Ball thing took a lot out of her.

 

[Chickenchowmein]

It could definitely be the making of a great tease and denial story. Maybe every scenario, he does have sex, get blown, etc, but unless he says the 'magic word' the genie's magic won't let him cum. If he says the magic word, he fails the genie's test. And of course if he wins he gets his three wishes: an entire harem of hotties, a unicorn (cuz who doesn't want a freakin' unicorn?), and for hot female genie to forever control his orgasms.

I'd read it.

 

[Why_Have]

Reminds me of the manga My Balls! The main character has Satan trapped inside one of his testicles, and if he cums, he'll let Satan out and doom the world.

I'd have to agree with you there that was what I was thinking to.